mega thread Last Poster Wins

[CypherHoof 26,482]

On 2022-07-18 at 6:39 PM, Nsxile said:

Too late with that joke 

Not the first time I have made it -  or posted the Queen video. Its sorta featured in my Greatest Hits collection now

[DubWolf 17,200]

Honk honk

[CypherHoof 26,482]

Are you an untitled goose then?

[DubWolf 17,200]

On 2022-07-20 at 6:09 AM, CyperKirin said:

Are you an untitled goose then?

A what ?

I have my title here, next to my insurance  .

[Nsxile 26,816]

Your insurance doesn't cover winning 

[DubWolf 17,200]

I’ll take it anyway  

[Nsxile 26,816]

I'll take it away 

[DubWolf 17,200]

I'll take your treasure cave  

*repossesses*

[CypherHoof 26,482]

would a two dimensional dragon have a treasure envelope?

[DubWolf 17,200]

4 hours ago, CyperKirin said:

would a two dimensional dragon have a treasure envelope?

Apparently yes and it’s mine. On top of it is the win certificate for this thread  

[Nsxile 26,816]

13 hours ago, DubWolf said:

I'll take your treasure cave  

*repossesses*

*Prevents you from repossessing my cave by pinning you to the floor, breaking your wing bones, then picking you up and throwing you out of my cave and into the nearest hospital* 

8 hours ago, DubWolf said:

Apparently yes and it’s mine. On top of it is the win certificate for this thread  

Nope. And don't trespass in my cave; I can do so much worse to you 

[DubWolf 17,200]

*sends rats to confiscate your belongings  *

*one of them knows tae kwan doh  *

[Nsxile 26,816]

31 minutes ago, DubWolf said:

*sends rats to confiscate your belongings  *

*one of them knows tae kwan doh  *

*Once the rats enter my cave, I incinerate all but one of the rats and decapitate the rat that knew tae kwan doh in one slice with my tail. I then devour the incinerated rats, put the decapitated rat's head in a package with a note, and send the package to you* 

*The note reads: "Sorry, but those rats were hardly a match for me, especially the rat that knew tae kwan doh, who is now tae kwan dead. Neither will any proxy you send be that attempts my steal my stuff. You could do the reasonable thing and stop trying to steal my stuff, but considering breaking your wings didn't stop you from thinking up this plan, it is likely neither will this letter. I will warn you though that further attempts steal my stuff, either by you directly or by proxy, will be considered an escalation."* 

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

*The zebra doesn't know what is going on at the moment.*

[Nsxile 26,816]

43 minutes ago, Gun Metal Zebra said:

*The zebra doesn't know what is going on at the moment.*

A silly roleplay with @DubWolf that has no bearing on real life  Or winning this thread 

Edited July 23, 2022 by Nsxile

[DubWolf 17,200]

21 hours ago, Nsxile said:

*Once the rats enter my cave, I incinerate all but one of the rats and decapitate the rat that knew tae kwan doh in one slice with my tail. I then devour the incinerated rats, put the decapitated rat's head in a package with a note, and send the package to you* 

*The note reads: "Sorry, but those rats were hardly a match for me, especially the rat that knew tae kwan doh, who is now tae kwan dead. Neither will any proxy you send be that attempts my steal my stuff. You could do the reasonable thing and stop trying to steal my stuff, but considering breaking your wings didn't stop you from thinking up this plan, it is likely neither will this letter. I will warn you though that further attempts steal my stuff, either by you directly or by proxy, will be considered an escalation."* 

No surrender !

*sends you a package in the shape of chocolates but it’s actually a dragon capture jar  *

*noms on fried rat-head on a stick while I await results  *

[Nsxile 26,816]

2 minutes ago, DubWolf said:

No surrender !

*sends you a package in the shape of chocolates but it’s actually a dragon capture jar  *

*noms on fried rat-head on a stick while I await results  *

Ditto 

*Gives the package to the mailmare that sent it and gets her to send it back to you* 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

That is NOT the recipie for ratatouille

[DubWolf 17,200]

8 hours ago, Nsxile said:

Ditto 

*Gives the package to the mailmare that sent it and gets her to send it back to you* 

*sends it back but this time it looks like the package with the PlayDragon magazine you've been expecting  *

7 hours ago, CyperKirin said:

That is NOT the recipie for ratatouille

It tastes just as good though, but it could use some more marinara  

[RDDash 19,145]

Today is Sunday, I win for today.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

Been Monday here for a fair while....

[DubWolf 17,200]

Hmmm yesssss

[Nsxile 26,816]

2 hours ago, CyperKirin said:

Been Monday here for a fair while....

And for Australia, it was Tuesday 

11 hours ago, DubWolf said:

*sends it back but this time it looks like the package with the PlayDragon magazine you've been expecting  *

19 hours ago, Nsxile said:

 

*Gives the package to the mailmare that sent it and gets her to send it back to you* 

*Repeats the above process with the suspicious package* 

 

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

The entire thing is a conspiracy, and the rats were actually collecting cookie crumbs 2500 kilometers away from the dragon’s lair. 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

That's what they WANT you to think....