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[Nsxile 26,816]

Or is it? 

[DubWolf 17,200]

*drops a bomb onto Nxile's lair  *

*the bomb has a dragon capture jar  *

[Yakamaru 3,126]

I heard there were winning involved so couldn't help myself.

[DubWolf 17,200]

Where to get all those crabs  

[Yakamaru 3,126]

1 hour ago, DubWolf said:

Where to get all those crabs  

Magic. :>

[Nsxile 26,816]

5 hours ago, Yakamaru said:

Magic. :>

Or you could just get them from the beach 

16 hours ago, DubWolf said:

*drops a bomb onto Nxile's lair  *

*the bomb has a dragon capture jar  *

*The bomb explodes in Nsxile's lair, but Nsxile avoids the blast and the dragon capture jar*

"War it is then, WWolf"

*After assessing the damage, I exit my lair that you just bombed and take flight towards your home. I active my cloaking device as I do so and wait until I'm over your home before swooping down and unleashing my attack. With a few a quick passes I spray your house with a napalm like substance, then withdraw back to a safe height. From a distance, I watch the fire begin to spread and I wait for the purple pegasus to exit his burning home.* 

Edited July 28, 2022 by Nsxile

[CypherHoof 26,482]

On 2022-07-28 at 5:33 PM, DubWolf said:

Where to get all those crabs  

Just wait. Carcinisation is a thing, after all.

[DubWolf 17,200]

20 hours ago, Nsxile said:

Or you could just get them from the beach 

*The bomb explodes in Nsxile's lair, but Nsxile avoids the blast and the dragon capture jar*

"War it is then, WWolf"

*After assessing the damage, I exit my lair that you just bombed and take flight towards your home. I active my cloaking device as I do so and wait until I'm over your home before swooping down and unleashing my attack. With a few a quick passes I spray your house with a napalm like substance, then withdraw back to a safe height. From a distance, I watch the fire begin to spread and I wait for the purple pegasus to exit his burning home.* 

 ….

Yayyy can’t pay rent if there is no place to rent for  . Glad all that stuff was just furnished while I’m away from home for the summer    

[Wingnut 6,960]

And that’s the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!  

[Nsxile 26,816]

14 hours ago, DubWolf said:

 ….

Yayyy can’t pay rent if there is no place to rent for  . Glad all that stuff was just furnished while I’m away from home for the summer    

But there would still be a place to rent... Despite it being in ruins and mostly burnt  

[Yakamaru 3,126]

*posts Daiki Kasho songs then scurries off back into the void*

 

[DubWolf 17,200]

14 hours ago, Nsxile said:

But there would still be a place to rent... Despite it being in ruins and mostly burnt  

nAH  

Truce since I ran out of rats and you're out of treasure ?

[Nsxile 26,816]

9 hours ago, DubWolf said:

nAH  

Truce since I ran out of rats and you're out of treasure ?

You're out of rats. I'm not out of treasure 

[Yakamaru 3,126]

10 hours ago, DubWolf said:

nAH  

Truce since I ran out of rats and you're out of treasure ?

 

43 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

You're out of rats. I'm not out of treasure 

That's because you're both treasures so you will never run out. 

[Nsxile 26,816]

13 minutes ago, Yakamaru said:

That's because you're both treasures so you will never run out. 

 

But you are also a treasure 

[Yakamaru 3,126]

1 hour ago, Nsxile said:

 

But you are also a treasure 

Awww. How sweet of you.

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

Does insurance cover dragon fires?

[DubWolf 17,200]

5 hours ago, Nsxile said:

You're out of rats. I'm not out of treasure 

*pushes down on TNT switch  *
*loud explosion heard in background which was your remaining treasure*

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

Was the treasure TNT?

[Nsxile 26,816]

2 hours ago, DubWolf said:

*pushes down on TNT switch  *
*loud explosion heard in background which was your remaining treasure*

"Well done on destroying the decoy fake treasure room. The stuff you destroyed was literally worthless." 

*After destroying the fake treasure room, I pounce on you and pin you to the floor, then precede to crush and break your front and rear hooves. I then tie up your hooves, body and wings and stuff you inside a see-through bullet proof glass box and lock it. I then take the box with WWolf inside of it and place it inside a pit, and then fill the pit up with cement. Once the cement has dried, I wait for the the purple pegasus to surrender.* 

"Let me know when you've finally accepted defeat and decided to surrender. I can wait all day... Well, many days actually." 

3 hours ago, Gun Metal Zebra said:

Was the treasure TNT?

No... He did waste a lot of it though 

[DubWolf 17,200]

23 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

"Well done on destroying the decoy fake treasure room. The stuff you destroyed was literally worthless." 

*After destroying the fake treasure room, I pounce on you and pin you to the floor, then precede to crush and break your front and rear hooves. I then tie up your hooves, body and wings and stuff you inside a see-through bullet proof glass box and lock it. I then take the box with WWolf inside of it and place it inside a pit, and then fill the pit up with cement. Once the cement has dried, I wait for the the purple pegasus to surrender.* 

"Let me know when you've finally accepted defeat and decided to surrender. I can wait all day... Well, many days actually." 

No... He did waste a lot of it though 

That was my decoy  . He's into being bound and gagged  .

*sits atop what I think is your decoy treasure eating some chocolate  *

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

Decoy treasure? Where is that?

[Nsxile 26,816]

19 minutes ago, DubWolf said:

That was my decoy  . He's into being bound and gagged  .

*sits atop what I think is your decoy treasure eating some chocolate  *

*Grabs the real WWolf and throws him into a pocket dimension that's similar to this one... But not the same as this one.* 

Edited July 31, 2022 by Nsxile

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

Isn't this what happens during strange experiments?

Edited July 31, 2022 by Gun Metal Zebra

[DubWolf 17,200]

13 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

*Grabs the real WWolf and throws him into a pocket dimension that's similar to this one... But not the same as this one.* 

*enjoys all of Nsxile's trearure in pocket dimension  *