mega thread Last Poster Wins

[DubWolf 17,200]

I won't let you have it either  

[Old Accnt. 3,149]

I can say the same to you 

[DubWolf 17,200]

you can't stay here lal night  

[Old Accnt. 3,149]

It's morning here i can do this all day

[DubWolf 17,200]

Drink a coffee, it'll make you stay awake longer  

[Old Accnt. 3,149]

nah I don't drink coffee I drink victory juice filled with extra caffeine and redbull (also the best formula 1 team)

[DubWolf 17,200]

*drops something in your drink when you blinked  *

[Old Accnt. 3,149]

Why is there snot in my drink?

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

Discord gave me the prize for winning! 

Reads a coupon that says it may be redeemed for a spanking.

Wait…

Edited August 9, 2022 by Gun Metal Zebra

[Nsxile 26,816]

1 hour ago, Gun Metal Zebra said:

Discord gave me the prize for winning! 

Reads a coupon that says it may be redeemed for a spanking.

Wait…

The coupon should be redeemed for a crinkling instead 

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

1 hour ago, Nsxile said:

The coupon should be redeemed for a crinkling instead 

Under the right circumstances, it can be redeemed for both. 

[CypherHoof 26,482]

Well, that's what happens if you light the grail-shaped beacon

[Starset Twinkle 498]

Guys I was told to come here and claim first and that no one else should post by Celestia herself, you should definitely believe me

[CypherHoof 26,482]

That's fine; I wouldn't post by Celestia herself, that would be disrespectful.

[DubWolf 17,200]

I post … what now?

[Starset Twinkle 498]

You're all headed for the moon....

[Nsxile 26,816]

But Celestia doesn't control the moon 

[Starset Twinkle 498]

Depends on what part of the timeline!!!

[DubWolf 17,200]

Hmmhmhmhnhm

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

Has anyone ever ended up on Mars instead of the moon?

[Yakamaru 3,126]

I heard winning.

Also, Steven He is amazing.

 

 

[DubWolf 17,200]

What if I was president  

[Starset Twinkle 498]

What if Iwas president? 

[Nsxile 26,816]

3 hours ago, Starset Twinkle said:

What if Iwas president? 

No idea. You'd likely be a better one than the current one though. 

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,202]

Nsxile would get in trouble for excessive hoarding regardless of who happened to be president.