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[CrimsonWeb 786]

*eats banana*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*snaps fingers, causing all banana to spontaneously combust*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*crys*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*revels at the destruction of innocent lives*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*Crawls under box*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*incinerates box*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*curls up into a ball and crys*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*is some how moved by the crying*

 

*shakes it off and goes back to slaughtering innocents*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*sits up and grabs another banana*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*encases ForeverFrozen in a block of ice*

 

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*stares at* Wh..what happend to the old you? The nice you? The one I loved...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I killed him, and drained his soul.

 

 

I am Richard, Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, and mayor of a little village up the coast. It's quite scenic in the springtime, you should visit sometime.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Oh...So are you also going to kill me?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I kill everyone.

 

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Ok, Go ahead and kill me then

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Hmmm..... nah.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Wha? Please...I just want to be with the old you...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You called?

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Yeah...Can you take me away from here?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I could..... but why?

 

I really need to get some sleep, it's midnight and I need to be up at seven.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Because this dudes a jerk, also, you can get some sleep

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Ok, then.

 

*teleports ForeverFrozen along with self to a place a long time ago in a galaxy far far away then falls asleep*

 

Night. Happy Valentines, I suppose.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

Night man *hugs*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*hugs back*

[CrimsonWeb 786]

*starts to fall asleep*