mega thread Last Poster Wins

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Discord is pretty powerful. That's why you're my no. 1 minion. You just think of something, click your fingers, and it happens. That kind of power can be very useful to me. Now, let's go... hmm... Are you up for capturing another planet?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Why, capturing planets! A simple task for The Crimson Empire!!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Is this Crimson Empire the same as the Crimson Army that keeps invading my lairs? I'm sorry to say, but I actually know very little about them. How soldiers do you have in The Crimson Empire?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

The Crimson Empire is not limited to but mainly include all manner of undead creatures my forces are basically unlimited, I have necromancers to summon skeletal armies from the void.

We have a ranking system of course, if you perform well enough you'll get a free tea hamper.

And yes, well. The Crimson Empire is responsible for all of that dethroning I'm sorry to say.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Standard villain infighting, as per section 54, paragraph 83 of the villain code of conduct.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Has it really been almost 20 mins.

Well. Planet invaded. That was certainly some quick work.

*wipes hands*

 

Butler! Bring me my tea! I command you!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Well, I'd like:

- 2 Automatons

- 4 sets of cannons

- 1 lava moat

- 4 swinging axes

 

That'd be all. File it with the rest of the orders.

Fantastique! I'd like to order some Deadly automatons then.

Your requests have been ordered and are ready for shipment.

 

Ah.. And would I be able to do it straight through The Syndicate?

No, although The Syndicate is our greatest business partner, (Ordering my own services from before Jerk Co. Was even founded) The Syndicate has no other relation to us besides our faction merge.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No, although The Syndicate is our greatest business partner, (Ordering my own services from before Jerk Co. Was even founded) The Syndicate has no other relation to us besides our faction merge.

Don't forget the funding. We've bailed you out more than once.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Yes you have, although you have caused more than enough trouble to my company ever since... The Vashta Nerada Incident.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Hey, we are all villains here..

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Haha, good times though. Good times indeed.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Indeed, such fun times.

 

It's what to come that is going to be really awesome though

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

And what might that be?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oh, come on. Spoilers!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Hey, I spoiled several movies to Clint Eastwood (On his date as well!) and he wasn't even phased!

No wait, that was in a doomed timeline. Forget what I just said.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Why do you think it was doomed?

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Mainly because you became a Lich Dragon and turned to dust.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Well, that and the spoilers.

 

I did not actually turn into dust in that timeline though. I exist across all timelines simultaneously, hence why I cannot be destroyed.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Well, alternate Q turned into dust and sent me back in time, which immediately became an alternate timeline, simply because two of me existed at the same time. Oh, speaking of which, try not to go on any murderous rampages (Well, at least rampages to kill Eastwood).

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Well, alternate Q turned into dust and sent me back in time, which immediately became an alternate timeline, simply because two of me existed at the same time. Oh, speaking of which, try not to go on any murderous rampages (Well, at least rampages to kill Eastwood).

I remember that. I did not turn into dust, I merely created the illusion. Had to have the timeline occur correctly.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

For stable Time Loops?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Pretty much.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I'd prefer not messing with the timeline.

Some serious stuff can go down right there. Other dimensions on the other hand.

That'll do quite nicely!

[Hyperhooves 872]

My sweet angel will win this game. I LOVE YOU QUESTIONER. I ALWAYS WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MasterCombine 316]

I re-enter this game. Only the MasterCombine will emerge victorious.