mega thread Last Poster Wins

[MasterCombine 316]

He does not. 

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Of course.

 

Even if they do prove formidable, we'll just capture some specimens, process them into synths (bio-weapons fabricated from the local flora and fauna), and then use them against you. 

 

So actually, please, do you use dragons! The Combine military could use some new toys. 

 

Well if any of the science-fantasy games I've played are anything to go by, then real, flesh-and-blood monsters are way more dangerous and harder to kill than their mechanical weaponized copies.

 

Oh, and Questioner always wins.

HOLY FUCJ QUESTY IS ALIVE OOOOOO:

Edited August 29, 2014 by AfTeRwArDs

[MasterCombine 316]

Well if any of the science-fantasy games I've played are anything to go by, then real, flesh-and-blood monsters are way more dangerous and harder to kill than their mechanical weaponized copies.

 

Oh, and Questioner always wins.

 

They're more cybernetic than mechanical. Flesh and machine working together in perfect harmony. Stronger, faster, self-replicating. Better than their inferior organic predecessors in every way.  

 

And not anymore, he doesn't.

Edited August 29, 2014 by MasterCombine

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Well if any of the science-fantasy games I've played are anything to go by, then real, flesh-and-blood monsters are way more dangerous and harder to kill than their mechanical weaponized copies.

 

Oh, and Questioner always wins.

HOLY FUCJ QUESTY IS ALIVE OOOOOO:

Did someone say science-fantasy?

 

Introducing Shion Uzuki Arylett Charnoa to the fray!

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

They're more cybernetic than mechanical. Flesh and machine working together in perfect harmony. Stronger, faster, self-replicating. Better than their inferior organic predecessors in every way.  

 

And not anymore, he doesn't.

 

Self-replicating? That's a new one. Other than that, yeah I've heard it all, the real guys are still better.

 

 

Did someone say science-fantasy?

 

Introducing Shion Uzuki Arylett Charnoa to the fray!

 

I thought your last name was Downsborough....

 

Or... something like that.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Self-replicating? That's a new one. Other than that, yeah I've heard it all, the real guys are still better.

 

 

 

I thought your last name was Downsborough....

 

Or... something like that.

It was Dawnsborough, but I changed that recently. It's now Arylett Charnoa.

 

Of course, you cal also call me Shion Uzuki.

 

[Hyperhooves 872]

Well if any of the science-fantasy games I've played are anything to go by, then real, flesh-and-blood monsters are way more dangerous and harder to kill than their mechanical weaponized copies.

 

Oh, and Questioner always wins.

HOLY FUCJ QUESTY IS ALIVE OOOOOO:

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He brohoofed your post, my sweet angel is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MasterCombine 316]

Self-replicating? That's a new one. Other than that, yeah I've heard it all, the real guys are still better.

 

We'll see if you still think that when our legion of synth dragons is beating down your door...

 

Did someone say science-fantasy?

 

Introducing Shion Uzuki Arylett Charnoa to the fray!

 

Arylett, pledge your allegiance to the Universal Union! It's better here. 

Edited August 29, 2014 by MasterCombine

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

It was Dawnsborough, but I changed that recently. It's now Arylett Charnoa.

 

Of course, you cal also call me Shion Uzuki.

 

 

I would, but.

 

I don't know what anime that's from.

 

Unless it's not an anime, and is actually a video game...

 

In which case I still don't know who that is.

We'll see if you still think that when our legion of synth dragons is beating down your door...

 

Meh.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

We'll see if you still think that when our legion of synth dragons is beating down your door...

 

 

Arylett, pledge your allegiance to the Universal Union! It's better here. 

I need to know your benefits first.

 

 

 

I would, but.   I don't know what anime that's from.   Unless it's not an anime, and is actually a video game...   In which case I still don't know who that is.

Xenosaga. Video game series. There's three of them.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Xenosaga. Video game series. There's three of them.

 

Oh, ok cool.

 

I will check that out then.

 

Maybe.

Edited August 29, 2014 by AfTeRwArDs

[Hyperhooves 872]

I wish Questioner would say something to me, I miss him so so so so SO MUCH.

[MasterCombine 316]

I need to know your benefits first.

 

If you help us in our cause, you can be the ruler of your very own slice of the Multiverse! Imagine, entire galaxies to do with as you please! Worlds and solar systems reshaped to your liking!

 

Not to mention we possess mastery over dark energy, and the finest technology ever seen by human (or alien) eyes! 

 

Plus we have pretty good health and dental.

[Hyperhooves 872]

Quest please if you are reading this please know that I love you very very much and i'm worried about you. So, please just say something, anything please.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

If you help us in our cause, you can be the ruler of your very own slice of the Multiverse! Imagine, entire galaxies to do with as you please! Worlds and solar systems reshaped to your liking!

 

Not to mention we possess mastery over dark energy, and the finest technology ever seen by human (or alien) eyes! 

 

Plus we have pretty good health and dental.

Hmmm... let me think for a moment.

 

Think? Who needs to think?

 

 

Sign me up, baby!

[MasterCombine 316]

Hmmm... let me think for a moment.

 

Think? Who needs to think?

 

 

 

Sign me up, baby!

 

Excellent! From this day forth, the Aethel Empire is an official member of the Universal Union! 

 

Our posts bolster the Union's glory and contribute to its inevitable victory.

Edited August 29, 2014 by MasterCombine

[Hyperhooves 872]

JOIN TEAM QUESTIONER, WITH HIM AS OUR LEADER WE CAN WIN ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Excellent! From this day forth, the Charnoan Empire (feel free to change that name if you wish) is an official member of the Universal Union! 

 

Our posts bolster the Union's glory and contribute to its inevitable victory.

Call it the Aethel Empire. I am Miss Aethel, after all.

[Hyperhooves 872]

JOIN TEAM QUESTIONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

I would join Team Questy, but I've kinda got my own faction going on here. I'm actually the captain of a massive starship/airship/watership. We sail through the multiverse, killing gods and stuff.

 

Okay, maybe not that last one.

[Hyperhooves 872]

COME ON EVERYPONY YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO JOIN, JOIN TEAM QUESTIONER AND TOGETHER WE CAN WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Going a bit overboard on the exclamation points there, don't you think?

[MasterCombine 316]

Call it the Aethel Empire. I am Miss Aethel, after all.

 

Very well, the Aethel Empire is an official member of the Union's elite!

 

To all those who wish to join us, our arms are open to you. The Union does not discriminate on any basis. After all, you're going to be a member one day. It might as well be now...

 

And to those who choose resistance, well... our processing centers look forward to your arrival. 

Edited August 29, 2014 by MasterCombine

[Hyperhooves 872]

Going a bit overboard on the exclamation points there, don't you think?

I am a proud member, I'm just showing you all how much I care for this team.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

If you join my empire, I will give you crystalline internal (your heart will be turned to crystal) jewelry and snacks...