mega thread Last Poster Wins

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Not a chance.

That win is mine I tell ya!

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Win.

I claim the Win for today as well.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Technically, we all win at some point in this game.

 

For example I'm winning right now, but no doubt in a few minutes (or even seconds) someone else will take the lead from right under my nose.

 

Such is the nature of life, the universe, and everything.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Plus, with the Syndicate, a win for one is a win for all.

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Until Jerk Co. separates from the Syndicate... not that it is going to happen any time soon.

Edited October 17, 2014 by Emperor Dan Mandel

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Or ever.

 

You couldn't survive without the Syndicate.

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Hmmmm, I wouldn't bet on that.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

If you are not with us, you are against us.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Pfft, the syndicate is no match for HYDRA! 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Hah

 

We are HYDRA

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Don't be silly! HYDRA is you! We are all HYDRA! Hail HYDRA!

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Jerk Co. can hold it's own against the Syndicate.

It knows the miniscule chinks in the armor of the one known as Q.

However, it does fear what lies beyond the draconequus mask... the powers that give you the position that you hold so dear. The same position that led you to hire me.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You have seen nothing of the true power of the Syndicate, or of the full power of Q.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You have also not seen the true power of HYDRA!

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And yet you crumble when your love was taken.

Taken by a "Hollywood Phony".

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Ha ha ha ha ha

 

Fools, to be taken in by such a simple deception.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd49oNE1fwY

Alright, that was the last hail HYDRA, I swear!

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Deception? I think not.

There is no mistaking the look in the eyes of a broken soul.

The anger, the hate... the tears.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

We are Q

 

We are many

 

It is not hard to deceive a transient being.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

There is no such thing as deception. Across infinite dimensions everything is true at some point.  

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The truly immortal are the ones who have nothing to lose, simply because they cannot lose.

One who is undestructible and infinately powerful has no need for love.

If you are the kind of being you describe, show me that you can live without love.

After all, you said it yourself.

"She" was only a distraction.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Mortals are fleeting, we are eternal.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yes, you're an immortal, like us! One of us! One of us!

Gooble gobble! 

Edited October 17, 2014 by Stormgiggle

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Btw, Twilight is going to be voiced by Morgan Freeman in the next episode.