mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

hello

You survived the end of the world too!? What was it like? 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

You survived the end of the world too!? What was it like? 

Depression 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Depression 

You're going to have to be more specific.   

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

You're going to have to be more specific.   

Well at least I survived right? I have nothing more to say. Reminds me of that chaos 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Well at least I survived right? I have nothing more to say. Reminds me of that chaos 

Don't worry! I too have survived, as well as my army of magical death machines! I shall send my army into every nook and cranny of the wasteland, and we will bring the beautiful light of advanced civilization back into the world!   

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Don't worry! I too have survived, as well as my army of magical death machines! I shall send my army into every nook and cranny of the wasteland, and we will bring the beautiful light of advanced civilization back into the world!   

Ah well, Im gonna betray you. 

 

*slaps and runs* 

[Hidey 2,836]

I keep forgetting I have to be PG

 

 

Being PG offends me.

Edited December 3, 2014 by Pink

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Ah well, Im gonna betray you.    *slaps and runs* 

Come back here at once, or I'll write you an angry letter!

 

 

 

Bored now. 

What!? How can that be!? A post-apocalyptic world can't be that boring! You could always go play in a puddle of radioactive ooze! I'm sure that would be a barrel of laughs!  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Come back here at once, or I'll write you an angry letter!

 

 

 

What!? How can that be!? A post-apocalyptic world can't be that boring! You could always go play in a puddle of radioactive ooze! I'm sure that would be a barrel of laughs!  

Im back. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Im back. 

Wonderful! Now we can begin conquering- er, I mean civilizing the wasteland. Join me, and together we will rule the galaxy as father and son!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Wonderful! Now we can begin conquering- er, I mean civilizing the wasteland. Join me, and together we will rule the galaxy as father and son!

Since Im your father, I'll be your father 

Edited December 3, 2014 by BronyAssassin

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Whatever you say, dad! 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

go get my phone 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Dad, I think it's time you were put in a home. You don't even own a phone!

[Hidey 2,836]

Whatever you say, dad! 

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Ha!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

go capture Fluttershy and give it to me. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Sure thing, dad!

[Hidey 2,836]

Pink grabbed his green onion sword and screamed "SUPER ULTIMATE EXCITABLE FORLORN FORSEEABLE DOUBLE PERFECT AZURE THREE LIONS IN SPLENDID JULES ARDENT MARGARET THATCHER NEW MODEL '67 BOOM BOOM YUMMY YUMMY FLYING FERAL FREE BIRD DR. LIVINGSTONE? DO A BARREL-ROLL SASSAFRAS ATTACK" !!!!

Calling down a colossal flood of rubber ducks 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You have not earned the right to face me in combat.  -_-

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Good. Now go capture Rainbow Dash  

[Hidey 2,836]

As the last rubber duck falls, they begin to shake slightly. Then, they shake more and more violently, fusing together into a formless yellow mass until at last:

 

 

giant rubber duck. Your doom

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I'm back. Something came up but it's all over now. I should have some more spare time now.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Good. Now go capture Rainbow Dash  

 Ah, what can't dark magic do! 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Make pancakes? I dunno.

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