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[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

you don't have lungs or a throat 

True, however the magic that animates undead also simulates things like that.

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I'm going a bit insane... I seriously just thought that the POTUS walked into my room.

That, and I just posted about myself being egg salad.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

True, however the magic that animates undead also simulates things like that.

Actually, you've stumbled your way into the wrong thread. Being a Master Necromancer, I can easily take control of the necromatic energies animating you, thus bending you to my will.  :comeatus:

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'm going a bit insane... I seriously just thought that the POTUS walked into my room.

That, and I just posted about myself being egg salad.

I have a song for you.

 

Actually, you've stumbled your way into the wrong thread. Being a Master Necromancer, I can easily take control of the necromatic energies animating you, thus bending you to my will.  :comeatus:

My will is too strong.

 

I'm not just a Dracolich, I am a dragon who is a Lich.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I'm going a bit insane

 

 

 

My will is too strong.   I'm not just a Dracolich, I am a dragon who is a Lich.

 

I've bent liches to my will before. All you have to do is find their phylactery, and then they become easy to control. But your're right, it would be much easier to simply make a mutually beneficial alliance. 

[Hidey 2,836]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

Is that... Is that Malcolm!?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

 

I've bent liches to my will before. All you have to do is find their phylactery, and then they become easy to control. But your're right, it would be much easier to simply make a mutually beneficial alliance. 

Especially since a Dragon Lich is more powerful than any other lich...

 

And the unique thing about dragons is they don't need phylacteries to become liches

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What my mind is doing the right now:

[Hidey 2,836]

No I just think refs are better when I'm the only one who gets them.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Especially since a Dragon Lich is more powerful than any other lich...

Pfft! I'm not just any old Necromancer! I'm widely considered to be a demigod. I've only ever been defeated by actual gods, or the Lords of Morality and their minions. I'm certainly powerful enough to hold my own against you, if not outright defeat you!

 

 

 

And the unique thing about dragons is they don't need phylacteries to become liches

Is that so?   Where does you soul go when you become a lich? Don't tell me it simply stays inside you, cause that's just silly! It's got to go somewhere! 

No I just think refs are better when I'm the only one who gets them.

I respectfully disagree. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Pfft! I'm not just any old Necromancer! I'm widely considered to be a demigod. I've only ever been defeated by actual gods, or the Lords of Morality and their minions. I'm certainly powerful enough to hold my own against you, if not outright defeat you!

 

And I was essentially a dragon god, and then gained power in becoming a Lich. Plus I know necromancy better than you.

 

 

Is that so?   Where does you soul go when you become a lich? Don't tell me it simply stays inside you, cause that's just silly! It's got to go somewhere! 

I'm not giving you my secrets.

[Hidey 2,836]

I respectfully disagree. 

 does it matter if you agree or not?

 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

 does it matter if you agree or not?

 

I disrespectfully disagree.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Plus I know necromancy better than you.

I highly doubt that.

 

 

 

I'm not giving you my secrets.

Perhaps we can arrange some sort of information trade?

[Hidey 2,836]

And I was essentially a dragon god

like this?

 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I highly doubt that.

I have the benefit of a much longer timespan in which to study it.

 

Perhaps we can arrange some sort of information trade?

No.

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Perhaps we can arrange some sort of information trade?

Did I just hear someone say "Trade"?

*Mobile salesman stand pops up between A.I. and Stormgiggle*

Edited December 6, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Did I just hear someone say "Trade"?

*Mobile salesman stand pops up between A.I. and Stormgiggle*

*eats the salesman*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I have the benefit of a much longer timespan in which to study it.

Don't be too sure of that. Despite not being undead, I am still immune to the ravaging effects of time. I've been alive for eons.

 

 

 

No.

 

 

Did I just hear someone say "Trade"?
*Mobile salesman stand pops up between A.I. and Stormgiggle*

Begone peddler! I do not wish to purchase any of your trinkets! 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Don't be too sure of that. Despite not being undead, I am still immune to the ravaging effects of time. I've been alive for eons.

 

An eon is like a day to me.

 

 

 

You have nothing I want.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

An eon is like a day to me.

The definition of eon, as I understand it, is a span of time so large it can't be measured effectively. What I meant by eons is that I honestly don't know exactly how old I am, but it has been a very long time. I travel between dimensions a lot, so exactly how much time I've experienced relative to any one dimension is impossible to say.

 

 

 

You have nothing I want.

Nothing? :comeatus: You sound quite sure of that.  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

The definition of eon, as I understand it, is a span of time so large it can't be measured effectively. What I meant by eons is that I honestly don't know exactly how old I am, but it has been a very long time. I travel between dimensions a lot, so exactly how much time I've experienced relative to any one dimension is impossible to say.

 

Yep, and I can measure what other cant, time wise. What to anyone else is an eon is not for me.

 

Nothing? :comeatus: You sound quite sure of that.  

I've been watching you for a long time. I know everything you know.

 

Be glad I do not care enough to destroy you.

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Begone peddler! I do not wish to purchase any of your trinkets!

TRINKETS? I am insulted by such a claim! I don't sell trinkets! I sell high grade, hero vaporizing weapons as well as mercenaries to wield them for you.

I also dabble a bit in real estate and thaumaturgy.