mega thread Last Poster Wins

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(Almost) Final post before the aliens attack Earth in this universe.
I hope to see you guys later, although hopefully in an alternate reality.
It would be kind of boring to meet each other on the remains of our destroyed planet.

Win.

Edited January 1, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

battle again huh?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Final post before the aliens attack Earth in this universe.

What alien attack!?  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Who watched The Interview? I want to watch it so badly -_-

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What alien attack!?

The War of Two Suns. You know, when the Equestrians destroy the Humans on the last day of 2014 (In Earth years anyways).

 

Oh, my bad. The War of Two Suns.

Edited January 1, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Wow. It's a good thing I'm on an alternate earth.

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The Humans should have acquired more Pylons.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

No

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

The Humans should have acquired more Pylons.

I'm sorry Dan. You made me do it.

 

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Does anyone have any Post-Destruction Resolutions?

I have one; TO GET A NEW BUCKING RANK!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Try roleplaying. That's how I got this high.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I'm sorry Dan. You made me do it.

 

what..?

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Try roleplaying. That's how I got this high.

Too much preparation, plus I'd rather give helpful commentary on various subjects and share my thoughts about the show and fan works... n' stuff.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

You role-played and became Proto stormgiggle... cool..

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I'm just gonna dance till the EquestriAliens Blow up Earth.

Me-

 

Aliens-

 

Mah, Gifs aren't animating right. :okiedokielokie:  Dang.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You role-played and became Proto stormgiggle... cool..

Yeah, that's Dan's fault. He turned evil and tried to brainwash me, so in retaliation I destroyed myself. I then revived into this mindless abomination called Proto-Stormgiggle. I then annihilated all life on the planet, extinguished the sun, and am now sleeping peacefully.

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Yeah, that's Dan's fault. He turned evil and tried to brainwash me, so in retaliation I destroyed myself. I then revived into this mindless abomination called Proto-Stormgiggle. I then annihilated all life on the planet, extinguished the sun, and am now sleeping peacefully.

That wasn't Dan...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

That wasn't Dan...

Oh right, It was Doc Scratch.  

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Oh right, It was Doc Scratch.

Oh right, It was Doc.

Doc.

Edited January 1, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

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you know, i might just give you a hint

A small hint, but a hint nonetheless

I think that this will do nicely, don't you think?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Huh? Where's the white text in that post!? That's what you meant by a hint, right?

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no.

that Wasn't what i meant at All.

Read carefully and you might just find a Pattern.

Like every great detective, you must have an EYE for detail.

Every time you Search, you get a tiny bit closer to finding the answer

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well I noticed that you capitalized letters that shouldn't be capitalized, and left letters that should be capitalized uncapitalized. If I take all these letters and put them together, it spells:

 

Letters left uncapitalized: n t i 

 

Letters capitalized incorrectly: W A P E Y E S

 

Now that we have our answer, we can plainly see that you've encrypted the answer with a simple substitution cipher! The key to breaking the code is likely in your first post! 

 

 

 

you know, i might just give you a hint A small hint, but a hint nonetheless I think that this will do nicely, don't you think?

 

 

Letters left uncapitalized: i

 

Letters capitalized incorrectly: A

 

So here we can clearly see that I is replaced with A! Knowing this, we can determine what the rest of the code is!

 

A=I B=J C=K D=L E=M F=N G=O H=P I=Q J=R K=S L=T M=U N=V O=W P=X Q=Y R=Z S=A T=B U=C V=D W=E X=F Y=G Z=H

 

Now to decode your answer!

 

v b q

 

E I X M G M A

 

We all know that VBQ stands for Virginia Bowling Queens! EIXMGMA Is likely some sort of prescription drug! So your're saying the Virgina Bowling Queens tried to drug me using EIXMGMA! 

 

Have you completely lost your mind!? Dan, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!    

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Well I noticed that you capitalized letters that shouldn't be capitalized, and left letters that should be capitalized uncapitalized. If I take all these letters and put them together, it spells:

 

Letters left uncapitalized: n t i

 

Letters capitalized incorrectly: W A P E Y E S

 

Now that we have our answer, we can plainly see that you've encrypted the answer with a simple substitution cipher! The key to breaking the code is likely in your first post!

 

 

 

Letters left uncapitalized: i

 

Letters capitalized incorrectly: A

 

So here we can clearly see that I is replaced with A! Knowing this, we can determine what the rest of the code is!

 

A=I B=J C=K D=L E=M F=N G=O H=P I=Q J=R K=S L=T M=U N=V O=W P=X Q=Y R=Z S=A T=B U=C V=D W=E X=F Y=G Z=H

 

Now to decode your answer!

 

v b q

 

E I X M G M A

 

We all know that VBQ stands for Virginia Bowling Queens! EIXMGMA Is likely some sort of prescription drug! So your're saying the Virgina Bowling Queens tried to drug me using EIXMGMA!

 

Have you completely lost your mind!? Dan, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!

the answer is actually very simple.

you shouldn't Care what all Of these letters lead to.

Read what what they say, not where they lead.

but don't be discouraged.

Everyone makes mistakes.

it may look a bit funny, but it makes a lot of sense.

try harder to think simply.