mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You could buy north Korea for one million dollars

Nope. And now, this:

[Twilight]

It isn't that I'm ungrateful

For all the things that I've killed

For all the lives I have taken,

All the blood that I have spilled

But I wonder where I'm going now,

What my role is meant to be

I don't know how to dominate

A future that I can't see

I have my whip, I wear this crown

I'm a sadist, this is true

But it's still unclear to me

Just what I am meant to do

I wanna have a deadly tiger

Wanna do all that I can

I wanna make a giant robot

I want to be a part of the plan

[Princess Celestia]

Your destiny's certain

Already preordained by the fates

So quit your endless whining

On my nerves it grates

[Princess Luna]

Patience is never easy

I understand wanting more

I know how hard it is to wait

To spread out your minions and cause endless war

[Princess Cadence]

But you stand here for a reason

You're violent and you’re insane

That crown is upon your head because

You’re inhumane

[Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Cadence]

Know that your waiting is about done

As the death star rises, so does the sun

As a knife finds a place in every heart

You are a god-queen; you'll play your part

[Princess Luna]

We understand you wanting it all

A chance to rend, a chance to maul

[Princess Cadence]

Soon will come the day it turns around

[Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Cadence]

Know that your waiting is about done

As the death star rises, so does the sun

As a knife finds a place in every heart

You are a god-queen; you'll play your part

[Princess Celestia]

Now leave us alone, you miserable fart

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Whats that...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

A parody of a MLP song.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Oh ok. That castle song eh? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Indeed.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

 

Think about what you've done...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh, but Assassin, I've got so much more planned! I've barely even started!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMa6C934v5g

Edited January 3, 2015 by Proto-Stormgiggle

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

 

The truth is out now.. this is only the beginning. Now let's end this. Perfect day to do it. 

Edited January 3, 2015 by Assassin/Simon

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

The truth is out now

Not really. I've only revealed one small tile in the vast, twisted mosaic that is my plans. The whole truth has yet to surface.

Edited January 3, 2015 by Proto-Stormgiggle

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

If the assassins unite, no one can stop us. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

If the assassins unite, no one can stop us. 

 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Once I bring you peace, this music will be played while you speak your last words.

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Once I bring you peace

That will never happen, ever.

 

 

 

speak your last words.

 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I will bring you peace.. someday.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I will bring you peace.. someday.

How? By killing me? You yourself saw what happened when Dan did that. I revived into a mindless abomination and annihilated all life on the planet.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Well there is someone who can bring you peace for life..

Edited January 3, 2015 by Assassin/Simon

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Well there is someone who can bring you peace for life..

Whoever they are, I shall destroy them. Peace is anathema to my very existence. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Can you destroy her?!

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Can you destroy her?!

Oh no, Assassin. I could never destroy her. But I fail to see how she could bring me peace. 

Edited January 3, 2015 by Proto-Stormgiggle

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Well... I can give her my blades...?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I can give her my blades...?

And just what could she do with those that could ever bring me peace?  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Screw it. You win. Twilight can never join the order.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

And why would Twilight ever want to join your "order" of cold blooded killers? You are all no more then brutes and thugs trying to hide your brutality behind a facade of freedom fighting. Freedom can never be obtained through murder. Violence only creates more violence. Twilight is smart enough to know this. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

She's smart enough to know that the assassins are struggling because of you!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Of course. Twilight will no doubt praise me for my heroic, selfless actions in keeping the assassins from harming any more innocents.