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[Misty Rose 3,216]

Boops everyone!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Sacrifice me? It won't work, you can't catch me!

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Win.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

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What is her purpose? 

 

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Win.

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[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

You don't trust assassins? That explains everything...

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No one trusts assassins! Not even assassins trust assassins!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Speak sense mate. - Edward Kenway

Edited January 9, 2015 by Assassin/Simon

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I will speak nonsense if I so desire! I need scissors! 61!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

61? 62!

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This isn't a counting game, you know!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

You started to count!

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*Sigh* It was a reference that went completely over your head.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

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I have a problem. I created a hellish demon portal under my fortress, for security reasons. At first, this was wonderful. The demons created a network of roads under my house, preventing anybody from assaulting my stronghold from beneath. However, the demons spread further then anticipated, and are now threatening my castle! Any advice on solving this conundrum would be appreciated. 

Hellish demon portal:

 

 

My stronghold:

 

 

My castle:

 

 

 

[Misty Rose 3,216]

Meow

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Pink Mist? 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Stormgiggle, I have been consumed by darkness. Now I have my own battle theme, my own skills, and I can take anything I want. 

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Stormgiggle, I have been consumed by darkness.

About time! Now will you join me and Twilight?

 

 

 

own battle theme

Can I hear it?  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

 

I'll join Twilight. 

Edited January 9, 2015 by Assassin/Simon

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I join Twilight. 

Yay!

 

By the way, did you read that post I made about my castle being invaded by demons? 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Yay!

 

By the way, did you read that post I made about my castle being invaded by demons? 

 

Yes. 

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Do you have any ideas on how to stop those pesky demons?