mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Thanks for reminding me why I put up with you mortals.

 

You make me laugh.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Not all minds can cope well with eternal life. Few mortals, if made immortal, will keep their minds over the aeons.

Pfft, sanity is overrated! Besides I've been doing rather well, and I'm immortal! 

 

 

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA   Thanks for reminding me why I put up with you mortals.   You make me laugh.

It's okay, Questioner. This is a safe place, don't be afraid to tell us what you really feel!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Pfft, sanity is overrated! Besides I've been doing rather well, and I'm immortal! 

I don't just mean descending into insanity, but as in totally degading the mind, until there isn't enough left to be insane.

 

You are an exception.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I don't just mean descending into insanity, but as in totally degading the mind, until there isn't enough left to be insane.

That only happens to the weak! People who are strong do fine! Besides, most people only need a few... adjustments, and they stay sane. Mostly sane. Sane enough. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I don't like adjusting minds, there are side effects too often.

 

Besides, if I were with one person for all eternity.... I'd get bored.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I don't like adjusting minds, there are side effects too often.

The side effects are what makes it fun!  

 

 

 

Besides, if I were with one person for all eternity.... I'd get bored.

Really? Does Hyperhooves know that? You two seem really happy together... 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

The side effects are what makes it fun!

And can change the person too much. I prefer to leave it at that.

 

 

Really? Does Hyperhooves know that? You two seem really happy together... 

No idea, and yes, we are. But nothing lasts forever, except me.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

And can change the person too much.

I repeat, the side effects are what makes it fun!

 

 

 

But nothing lasts forever, except me.

You lie. You've already said that you will die someday. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Well, yeah, when I choose to

 

Which may be never.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Well, yeah, when I choose to

You're spouting a lot of horsecrap today.   We both know that omnipotence only goes so far. Someday, you'll eventually run into someone more omnipotent then you are. I ran into you, for instance. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Perhaps I will.

 

Doesn't mean that being will kill me, just as I have not killed you.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Perhaps I will.

 

Doesn't mean that being will kill me, just as I have not killed you.

Yet

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

In an infinite multi-universe, there are an infinite number of beings. The probability that one of those beings has both the means and desire to kill you is 100%, since there are an infinite number of beings. And, since you are immortal, you have an infinite amount of time in which to encounter this being. So, the probability that you will eventually encounter something that can and will kill you is 100%. Immortality is a pipe dream. 

Yet

Edited March 5, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

In an infinite multi-universe, there are an infinite number of beings. The probability that one of those beings has both the means and desire to kill you is 100%, since there are an infinite number of beings. And, since you are immortal, you have an infinite amount of time in which to encounter this being. So, the probability that you will eventually encounter something that can and will kill you is 100%. Immortality is a pipe dream.

I never thought about it that way.

Edited March 5, 2015 by Punicpunch

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I never thought about it that way.

Yep. Them's the breaks. Immortality is only a guarantee that time won't be the thing to destroy you.   

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

See, that infinite number of beings doesn't mean that you will encounter a more powerful being, infinity is too big.

 

And it's not actually infinite at all.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

After attempting to ruin the relationship of the new couple, he turned to an old friend; a lonely Dalek who had been exiled from his own world for understanding friendship.

The Dalek quickly went to work, setting up traps to destroy the actor, but spare the lady.

After several attempts to destroy the stunt double man, Q's heart grew cold once more. Frost grew in his wounded heart and chilled it to its core.

Q had finally realized that he had so much power, and that his power wasn't enough to win his love back.

He disappeared for many years after that, clearly heartbroken and still reeling from his defeat.

 

 

You lie. You've already said that you will die someday. 

 

He has already died once before. He may not remember or even know about it, but I am the reason he is alive today. Well, at least in this timeline

 

You're spouting a lot of horsecrap today.   We both know that omnipotence only goes so far. Someday, you'll eventually run into someone more omnipotent then you are. I ran into you, for instance. 

 

He ran into Clint Eastwood.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

See, that infinite number of beings doesn't mean that you will encounter a more powerful being, infinity is too big.

Exactly. Infinity is too big. Remember, since you're immortal, you have an infinite amount of time to encounter something that can and will kill you. An infinite amount of time means it will happen, eventually.

 

 

 

And it's not actually infinite at all.

Don't be silly! Of course it is! 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

So, am I going to be the quickest one of us to "expire"?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

A grand act, a grand scheme.

 

All for a few moments of amusement

 

Don't be silly! Of course it is! 

Infinity is no more than a concept. Nothing is infinite, merely large enough to be impossible to comprehend.

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[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

So, am I going to be the quickest one of us to "expire"?

No. I'll put my money on Wilfre dying first.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

So, am I going to be the quickest one of us to "expire"?

 

Well, technically I've already expired. I was bread at one point.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Well, technically I've already expired. I was bread at one point.

Good point.

 

No. I'll put my money on Wilfre dying first.

Also a good point.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Infinity is no more than a concept. Nothing is infinite, merely large enough to be impossible to comprehend.

Now you're just trying to win the argument.   The multi-universe is, by definition, infinite. You know this as well as I 

Edited March 5, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Good point.

 

Also a good point.

 

Q did die first though. ^{(Even if it was in another timeline.)}

Edited March 5, 2015 by A.I. Pony