mega thread Last Poster Wins

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I'm watching this while listening to music and I just have to say that this dancing pony made me laugh so much that I fell off of my chair.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I'm watching this while listening to music and I just have to say that this dancing pony made me laugh so much that I fell off of my chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_3v-FpKFg

[Hidey 2,836]

 

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By the beard of Celestia and the crown of Starswirl, this is beautiful.

[Hidey 2,836]

By the beard of Celestia and the crown of Starswirl, this is beautiful.

 

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I have no money to give you, but I do have this; Purple text

I grant you the powers of purple text.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I have no money to give you, but I do have this; Purple text

I grant you the powers of purple text.

Can I use the powers of purple text?

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Can I use the powers of purple text?

 

You can have green. Purple is my terrible gift to Pink.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

You can have green. Purple is my terrible gift to Pink.

It matches my cutie mark!

[Hidey 2,836]

I have no money to give you, but I do have this; Purple text

I grant you the powers of purple text.

 

that's my favorite 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

that's my favorite 

But Pink, it's supposed to be a terrible gift, not a good one!

[Hidey 2,836]

But Pink, it's supposed to be a terrible gift, not a good one!

 

No gift is a terrible gift unless intentionally so. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

No gift is a terrible gift unless intentionally so. 

It was intentionally supposed to be a terrible gift.

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It was intentionally supposed to be a terrible gift.

 

It was intentionally supposed to be a terrible, yet useful, gift.

[Hidey 2,836]

It was intentionally supposed to be a terrible gift.

 

I object!

 

It's assumed to be terrible. But it's all he had to give me.

 

 

He wouldn't give me something he knew I'd hate, so it's not terrible by intention. 

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I think I'm going to win this thing. Just give me about 5 years or so.

[Hidey 2,836]

I think I'm going to win this thing. Just give me about 5 years or so.

 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

That is the second scariest death stare I've ever seen...

[Hidey 2,836]

That is the second scariest death stare I've ever seen...

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

This one earns sixth place.

[Hidey 2,836]

This one earns sixth place.

 

wanna see the wonders of the universe?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

wanna see the wonders of the universe?

Sure.

[Hidey 2,836]

Sure.

 

Where would you like to go?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Where would you like to go?

I don'y know my way around the universe, nor do I know it's "famous landmarks".

[Hidey 2,836]

I don'y know my way around the universe, nor do I know it's "famous landmarks".

 

Well I could show you the center of the universe, where Azathoth lives. (he's a pony now)