mega thread Last Poster Wins

[mars 4,862]

Everyone seems to be watching that... I guess I'll have to watch it too.

It's an amazing show, but it took me a few tries to get through the first episode. So it may not be for everyone!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It's an amazing show, but it took me a few tries to get through the first episode. So it may not be for everyone!

Why am I not on this "galactic villain leaderboard?"  :diamondtiara:

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

You should really care more about your health.

 

 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Hey everyone. I just kind of feel like winning something. So, here I am.

 

 

Why am I not on this "galactic villain leaderboard?"  :diamondtiara:

There's a galactic villain leaderboard? I didn't know galactic villains were ranked. I'm sure you not being on the board is just a typographical error, Stormgiggle!

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

Why am I not on this "galactic villain leaderboard?"

[That Guy with the CMB 5,872]

...

 

 

Quick, mods! Help me out here.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Wow. You really look unhappy.

 

Hey everyone. I just kind of feel like winning something. So, here I am.

 

 

There's a galactic villain leaderboard? I didn't know galactic villains were ranked. I'm sure you not being on the board is just a typographical error, Stormgiggle!

Hello 42!

 

Hmm, you're probobly right.

Hello Vemilla!

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

Wow. You really look unhappy.

 

I can chew on what I want, dammit.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I can chew on what I want, dammit.

But it's unhealthy! Plastic isn't edible, and can sometimes contain harmful chemicals! I'm just concerned, is all.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

But it's unhealthy! Plastic isn't edible, and can sometimes contain harmful chemicals! I'm just concerned, is all.

 

I'm not eating it, sheesh. I'm chewing on it.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I like to chew on chips.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm not eating it, sheesh. I'm chewing on it.

*Steals the stuff you're chewing on and replaces it with healthy fresh fruit.*

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

*Steals the stuff you're chewing on and replaces it with healthy fresh fruit.*

 

*frowns*

 

Seriously? You do realize I keep a very deadly blaster with me at all times, right?

 

*takes back plastic wrap and stuffs fruit into scarf for later*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I like to chew on chips.

Me too! Alas, I've already eaten all of mine...

*frowns*

 

Seriously? You do realize I keep a very deadly blaster with me at all times, right?

 

*takes back plastic wrap and stuffs fruit into scarf for later*

I only do it because I care, Meson! That's a very unhealthy habit, and you know it!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

*frowns*

 

Seriously? You do realize I keep a very deadly blaster with me at all times, right?

 

*takes back plastic wrap and stuffs fruit into scarf for later*

Wait, what?!    Remind me never to cross you again.

 

 

Me too! Alas, I've already eaten all of mine...

Every single one? See, if you left at least one left, I could multiply them so you'll have more, but multiplying zero by anything gives zero so I can't help you anymore.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Every single one? See, if you left at least one left, I could multiply them so you'll have more, but multiplying zero by anything gives zero so I can't help you anymore.

Can't you use addition instead?  

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Can't you use addition instead?  

Well, without any chip to base it on, I can't guarantee I'll addition up the chips you prefer. But I can try!

*Additions up some chips in front of Stormgiggle.*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well, without any chip to base it on, I can't guarantee I'll addition up the chips you prefer. But I can try!

*Additions up some chips in front of Stormgiggle.*

*No chips appear*

 

...

 

You've failed me for the last time, 42.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

*No chips appear*

 

...

 

You've failed me for the last time, 42.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

I only do it because I care, Meson! That's a very unhealthy habit, and you know it!

 

*shrugs and keeps chewing*

 

Wait, what?!   Remind me never to cross you again.

 

Yep. *twirls blaster* I call her the Meson Blaster. Disintegrates any thing I shoot... slowly and painfully devouring those unfortunate enough to have incurred my wrath... eating away at their flesh and drinking their blood until they are nothing but a mass of degenerate matter... what was once a living, breathing being could be, in a matter of mere minutes, painfully transformed into a lifeless lump, with nary a trace of the creature beforehand.

 

Um... *holsters blaster* Yeah.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Yep. *twirls blaster* I call her the Meson Blaster. Disintegrates any thing I shoot... slowly and painfully devouring those unfortunate enough to have incurred my wrath... eating away at their flesh and drinking their blood until they are nothing but a mass of degenerate matter... what was once a living, breathing being could be, in a matter of mere minutes, painfully transformed into a lifeless lump, with nary a trace of the creature beforehand.

 

Um... *holsters blaster* Yeah.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Ugh, fine. I'll spare you.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

...I am incredibly lonely!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

...I am incredibly lonely!

Why? Don't you have your plastic wrap?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Ugh, fine. I'll spare you.

Thank you! Now, how shall I help out?