Post lies about the person above you!

[Brook 663]

can solve a Rubix Cube

 

I totally can! that's not a lie! make a new post! Edited November 15, 2012 by Definitely not River

[Dautt 77]

Owns a spaceship.

[Brook 663]

Won a trip to madagascar on a boat, sent his Narwhale instead.

 

The narwhale never came back.

[Bari 7,023]

Smacked a puppy.

[Gone for good 1,593]

He shot JFK! Arrest this man!

[Brook 663]

Somkes weed every night

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

Sleepwalks naked through the streets at two in the morning

Edited November 15, 2012 by PoisonClaw

[Dautt 77]

Hates Fluttershy.

[Znex 936]

Is actually Fluttershy, Twilight, Applejack and Pinkie Pie, all at different times

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Has seen "The Avengers" 13 times. Wants to be Iron Man. Can talk like the Hulk. Is in love with Black Widow.

[Brook 663]

Moon-walked on a cat-walk

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

Is Definitely River

[Brook 663]

Does not reuse jokes

[Dautt 77]

Never updates anything.

Edited November 16, 2012 by Dr_appleman

[Brook 663]

Swallowed a Swallow

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Swims on land

[Brook 663]

Puts fingers in peanut-butter and jam cans to resemble brain mush and then licks fingers.

 

He is a zombie ._.

[123457 51]

^ may eat tacos with ketchup and mayo

[Brook 663]

Lost a staring contest with the sun

[123457 51]

^ killed derpy

[Brook 663]

Flew a whale into a sawing mill

[Soviet Spy 31]

Spent an evening with nothing but a jar of peanut butter and a dog.

[Brook 663]

punched a kitty to see if it would eat his fist afterwards.

 

the results were inconclusive

Edited November 16, 2012 by Definitely not River

[Moon Rat 4,772]

is definitely a river

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Was chosen as the next Queen of England by popular vote.