The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Sir Cal Stonehoof 596]

Didn't you get the memo? Naked twister night is next Wednesday.

[rainbowninja 60]

oh please. naked twister is EVERY NIGHT

bingo

[Sir Cal Stonehoof 596]

Wait this one is better!

 

 

Edited May 2, 2013 by Caledonian

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

gtfo, i sleep here

[Sir Cal Stonehoof 596]

You escape from Molestia's dungeon, and you come here first?!

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

the fuck, i never even met her, now get out of my house before i get an urge to kill

[Doctor Shuu 797]

>:3

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

*grabs gun, shoots it repeatedly at you while guncakes plays in the background*

[Sir Cal Stonehoof 596]

Here's a map, and a compass, now go find somepony that gives a buck.

[rainbowninja 60]

staticthor, stop acting like you haven't met me

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

this ninja was just ninja'd, and is now in my bed......*grabs gun and fires it repeatedly at you

[rainbowninja 60]

oh please im immortal

just like my vij-a-j

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

no your not *cuts off your head* enjoy not being able to move

[rainbowninja 60]

*head grows back* I can move just fine....and so can my dick

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

did you know that salting the wounds can prevent them from growing back correctly *fires salt capsule bullets*

[rainbowninja 60]

mm thanks for the salt.

delicious.

you know what else is delicious....? 

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

your heart *tears it out of you, salts the wound, then bites the heart*

[rainbowninja 60]

I don't have a heart you MORON!

that was my emergency dick.

and yes, you are right, It IS delicious

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

you baka, you have no clue how the pony autonomy works

now die in that ditch i have dug conveniently outside

Edited May 2, 2013 by Staticthor Draconus

[rainbowninja 60]

no im ok.

now get off of my bed while you are naked, it scars my brain

[NotDavid_ 62]

Welcome to my bed!  Population: 7.

[rainbowninja 60]

make that 10.

count the voices in my head, it is a population of 20

[Doctor Shuu 797]

I NEED AN ADULT

[rainbowninja 60]

im an adult....

and I just turned into a cupcake.

that means im really sweet

[King 5,625]

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