The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Clawdeen 12,189]

Why is there a magical naked pony in my bed? Am I on drugs?

[GodlyWolf Gusty 2,147]

*opens door, sees user above, immediately walks out and closes door*

HUH!?!? How in the hell do you know where I live???

[Clawdeen 12,189]

How do all these naked strangers keep finding my house. 

[Iforgotmybrain 5,512]

What is this, a nudist colony?

[Clawdeen 12,189]

It’s cool everyone wants to visit me but y’all gotta put some pants on.

[Samurai Equine 50,977]

14 hours ago, Clawdeen said:

Why is there a magical naked pony in my bed? Am I on drugs?

 

[Miss 6,223]

Woooooooo!!!!!!

[Clawdeen 12,189]

Oh alright. We can’t ruin a party now can we?

[GodlyWolf Gusty 2,147]

I'm gone for 10 minutes. . . What the hell lol

[Clawdeen 12,189]

We’re having a party at your place. You can’t ruin a party.

[Miss 6,223]

 

bring on the strobe lights! 

[Clawdeen 12,189]

Naked dance party!
 

[Tao 7,540]

Um 

.........................

How..............

Whyyyyyyyyyyy in the hell...............

walks away to call the cops......

[Miss 6,223]

walks in sees someone naked in my bed*

[ZiggWheelsManning 9,951]

Gonna grab my calculator in the other room, then we'll talk.  

[Samurai Equine 50,977]

...Care for a pop tart? 

[Clawdeen 12,189]

Hey! No nude magical ponies in my bed

[Tao 7,540]

/loonnnnnggg sighs/

Why does this keep happening?  

Should I get cameras........

ARE YOU EVEN OLD A ENOUGH TO DO THIS? ?  

If  I call the cops, will I get arrested,,,,,,,

/just throws a blanket over the being/   I really need a beer now.....

 

[Samurai Equine 50,977]

ポニービルからこんにちは。 ベッドに火をつけてみませんか？
(Obligatory English to be compliant with the rules. Don't worry about the random Japanese above. Just being silly.~ )

Edited September 23, 2023 by Samurai Equine
Obeying the rules is for everyone!

[Clawdeen 12,189]

Not only are you naked but I don’t understand what you’re saying to me

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,601]

Unexpected, bu I sure ain't complaining!

[Clawdeen 12,189]

Another naked person in my bed? Man this is becoming a daily thing for me….

[TheRockASaurus Rex 50,722]

Hi there, my friend.

Um.......... why are you here like that?

[Miss 6,223]

Ayyyyye party in this room! Everyone join in!

 

Edited September 24, 2023 by Miss

[Samurai Equine 50,977]

Did someone say party?!