The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

I gonna do the naughty to you

[Concord 1,982]

Molestia's Apprentice?

 

Why?.. Why?!! WHY?!!! WHy me?!

Edited February 15, 2013 by Concord

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

Oh hey there! as long as you are in my bed let me tell you a story. One time when i was driving i drifted around a corner like a boss. so then i decided to try that again only this time with a big rig. long story short i flipped it over killing several Justin Beiber fans who were grown men. moral of the story, dont steal my french fries while im destroying meteors with my fists of injustice.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

GET AWAY!! IM GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOU!! :'( why me? Why am I getting all these "surprise visits"? This is one interest birthday weekend.. 

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

It's your birthday weekend and your naked in my bed? Well allow me to do a little "dance" for you

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Two nakey ponies in my bed, one of them having a bday today? Hmm... does this pillow smell like chlorophorm to you?

[PrinceNightFire 9]

... Why do you keep calling this your bed this is mine! 

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Wanna have fun?

I just bought Happy Feet 2 on the Wii, unless you'd rather play Brawl or Pokemon Battle Revolution or something. And if you prefer a DVD, I have the first 4 seasons of Fringe and 8 seasons of NCIS.

[Bruno © 125]

Is this my birthday present?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hey bruno... I like your boobies.

[Bruno © 125]

I'm not fat, and i don't want you as a birthday gift either, sorry.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Well it's Pegasister1/otaku pinkeh pie's birthday anyways. Get out of my bed before your boobies get milk on my pillow.

[Bruno © 125]

Her birthday is in february 18, mine is today. *Facepalm*

[Leatherbehlt 465]

It's your birthday? Then what the buck are you doing in my bed? Go celebrate with people! *hugs you and then realizes you're naked, then hugs you again and sends you off on your way*

[The Soldier 2,044]

Get it?

Edited February 16, 2013 by Bloody L

[null123456 759]

[The Soldier 2,044]

YOU'LL NEVER HIT ME! YOU'LL NEVER HIT MY TINY LITTLE HEAD. IT'S SO TINY-- SUCH A TINY LITTLE HEAD!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

YOU'LL NEVER HIT ME! YOU'LL NEVER HIT MY TINY LITTLE HEAD. IT'S SO TINY-- SUCH A TINY LITTLE HEAD!

 

*pulls out hitmans heatmaker and lands a crit* Ah, that's over finally. Now why is there a flaming decapitated body in my bed? And where's his clothes?

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

I like your username.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I like the way you lie in my bed wondering why the buck you're naked. Wanna make cuddles?

[Bruno © 125]

*sigh* C'mere, LB.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*looks down to see I'm naked* Wait a minute, ponies wear clothes? And Bruno, your bed smells like clorophorm.

[Bruno © 125]

But i just took a shower...

[null123456 759]

Bruno..

How long have you been in here?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hah, I'm not surprised that a pony in a hazmat suit's in my bed naked. Wait... what?