The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Oh well. We could cuddle and watch something on the tv.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

*you hear the door slam as if I were in a hurry*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Wait! Come back! We don't have to cuddle. It was just a suggestion.

[Snow Mark 8]

Get out.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: You get out.

[Moonlight Magician 494]

Oh, hey I didn't know you were here. You can stay if you'd like

[Rotary Hum 16]

Get off of my pony sheets and stop hugging my Twilight plushie! It took me weeks to find them. Stain them and I will do horrible, awful things to you! Not on my bed though, It's hard to get stains off white sheets...

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: I don't know you.

[ARagY 1,152]

oi

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Heyo!

 

(Oopsy! I thought this was the "Bi,Straight,Gay,or Lesbian" thread.)

Edited September 16, 2014 by Janitor Jack

[Rotary Hum 16]

Pardon my Russian ARagY,It is limited. But I too like Ice cream.

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

Ask you to put on some clothes and then offer you a drink.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: I'm not sure.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Let me get back to you...

 

;;Arylett runs off and never returns;;

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Hi,there! You can stay if you put on some clothes.You don't have to cover up your boobs,though.

(I'm expecting a slap so hard,that I collapse.)

Edited September 16, 2014 by Janitor Jack

[ARagY 1,152]

I'll do it for her

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I don't even know anymore

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Welcome back. Need to borrow some clothes?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

ponies are always naked but where the hell is my cloak....

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: No idea. Probably wherever you died.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Mmm, you're still here? Damn. I thought an entire day would be enough.

 

By the way, you can't even see my boobs. They're always covered by a censor bar from those who are not authorized.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: I'm 15. There's no need for censors.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

No, that's entirely why there's a need for censors. Now stop showing up!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Sorry,it's the thread.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

no my cloak is apart of my spirit like my eye patch I think its this thread every time the guy writing my dialogue posts something I appear here without my cloak