The Vending Machine.

[Blue Parasprite 197]

You get Celestia trying to eat you

*inserts Majin Buu*

[Sam Fisher 123]

You get a big ball of gum

 

*inserts Rarity*

[Blue Parasprite 197]

You get the Generosity Element

[Sam Fisher 123]

You Get nothing

 

*Insert rain*

[Blue Parasprite 197]

You get monsoon season in a jar

*inserts a Fire Stone*

[DJ Dashie 48]

You get Thor's Hammer

 

Inserts a goldfish

[Sam Fisher 123]

Rains gold fish

 

*Inserts Firefox*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get Google Chrome! Or at least I think it is... they look so alike nowadays, don't they?

 

*Inserts cream and chive crackers*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You get giant cracker crumbs

 

*Inserts Tom the rock*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get him back, along with Maud Pie (who is clinging to him)



I insert one septim.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get all the Octobers in existence. Bonus rain of dry leaves and Russian communists, amd German beer.

 

Now, if I put back those Commies, leaves, and glass tankards of German beer into the dispenser ... *inserts them back into the Cosmic Dispenser*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Josef Mengele's collarbone.


I insert a feather from a goose's bottom.

[Sam Fisher 123]

You get Deadpool

 

 

*Inserts Hair Gel*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get hair cream.


I insert a snozzberry.

[Sam Fisher 123]

Get noses

 

*Insert Gmod*

[DJ Dashie 48]

Receive hedge trimmers.

 

*Inserts my hammer*

[yayayayayala 1,668]

You get a rubber chicken to replace your hammer.

 

*inserts the fourth wall*

[Sam Fisher 123]

FLUX PAVILION AND PINKIE PIE SWITCH PLACES

 

*Inserts Markiplier*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You receive the heart of the TARDIS

 

*inserts a jar of leftover spectra from the rainbow factory*

[SparklingSquirrels 21,347]

You get an odd-looking rainbow.

 

*inserts another vending machine*

[Sam Fisher 123]

DOUBLE VENDING POWER!!!

 

 

 

*Inserts Gravity Gun*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get your very own pet headcrab zombie!

 

Mind your kids around that thing, ya hear!
 

*Inserts credit card debt*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a debit card.



I insert a piece of string.

[Sam Fisher 123]

Get longer string.

 

*Inserts longer string*

[DJ Dashie 48]

Get longer string.

 

*Inserts longer string*