The Vending Machine.

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

*due to the overload of cat videos, terrible vile things, and porn, the vending machine spits out only a small note, saying "oh, not again"*

 

I then insert a whale into the machine.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You recive a lecture about how whales are an endangered species or some shit like that

 

 

Insert more lazers that will be used as money in the future

[Barack Ollama 25]

You get a shoe.

 

*Inserts coin*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You get soda

 

 

Insert fear itself

[Barack Ollama 25]

You get a piece a bloody piece  of AppleBloom's body.. (Yes, Yes, I know im insane.)

Edited July 9, 2014 by Minitori

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You recive nothing for inserting nothing!

 

Insert a jar of mosqitos

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You somehow receive a mosquito bite.

 

*Inserts the Konami Code*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get 30 lives.



I insert a red mushroom.

[Barack Ollama 25]

You get weed.

 

 

*Inserts weed*

[Miss Wolf Link 4]

You got some Wolf's Vain!

 

*inserts 10000000000 dollar bill* 

[Barack Ollama 25]

You get a penny

 

 

-Inserts 5 doeses of weed-

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You get lots of drug money

 

 

Insert a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get chips. Welcome to the unhealthy side!

 

*Inserts an asterisk*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You recive a pine needle

 

 

Insert lots of bees

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a nest of Tracker Jackers.



I insert a Mockingjay pin.

[Sir Fluffernutter 435]

You get a cardboard cutout of Katniss Everdeen 

 

I insert a copy of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Edited July 14, 2014 by Sir Fluffernutter

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a refund for that game.

 

*Inserts myself*

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

You get... stuck in the machine. Youch.

 

I insert a regular old coin.

[DubWolf 17,271]

You get a soda .

 

*inserts a doge coin*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get... Oh, the machine just broke down. Sorry.

 

*Inserts science*

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get Aperture Science.

 

I -POOT- moar Sandvich.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get sand.

 

*Inserts a virus*

[Sunny Fox 5,952]

The machine produces copious amounts of black smoke.

 

I insert a small blue and green marble.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a large red and yellow marble.

 

*Inserts four-dimensional space*

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a tessarect.

 

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