The Vending Machine.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get a ray, striking somewhere on a random herd of horses in a farm into horrif-ied mutants who are afraid of themselves.

 

I place "Springtime for Hitler".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiryTUCtLNA

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You recive one of hitler's baby teeth

 

 

 

Insert a black hole

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You receive the universe.

 

*Inserts Nintendo.*

[Miss Wolf Link 4]

You receive a very crappy video game system known as the Wii U!

 

 

*Inserts Cupcakes (the creepypasta, not the dessert!)*

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get Hot-Blooded Pinkie Pie, horrified at the results. You better hope she's not targeting you. >

 

I place a super-weapon that kills all clichés in all stories in one go, and Joseph Stalin. Merasmus is added for the OH THE IRONY! Moment.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a new and improved Equestria.

 

*Inserts Princess Luna*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Princess Twilight.



I insert a gear from SCP-914.

[Poncebora 91]

you get SCP-914

 

 

 

I insert Green Grove Zone Act 1

[DubWolf 17,258]

You get Sonic the Hedgehog.

 

*inserts a Swirly hug token *

Edited July 20, 2014 by Super80 Wolf

[SparklingSquirrels 21,340]

You get a Swirly hug!! *hugs*

 

*inserts Derpy *

[DubWolf 17,258]

 

You get a Swirly that doesn't pet it!

 

*inserts 2 Derpy's!*

[twilightneedshugs 46]

you get two muffins.

 

*inserts a twilight.*

Edited July 20, 2014 by twilightneedshugs

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get friendship. Or at least her research notes on friendship.

 

*Inserts Rarity*

[twilightneedshugs 46]

you get a tom.

 

*inserts another twilight*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get twilight, as in the time of day between day and night.

 

*Inserts 'want it, need it' spell*

[twilightneedshugs 46]

you get another twilight.

 

inserts yet another twilight!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get 42 Twilights.

 

*Inserts each member of the Mane Six seven times*

[twilightneedshugs 46]

you get the 4th wall

 

*inserts pinkie

Edited July 20, 2014 by twilightneedshugs

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

The machine does something that can only be described as 'it's just the machine being pinkie pie'.

 

*Inserts Sweetie Belle*

[twilightneedshugs 46]

gets an error code

 

*hugs vending machine.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

The machine explodes.

 

*Inserts a replacement vending machine*

[twilightneedshugs 46]

*does nothing.*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a time machine.

 

*Inserts 2042*

[twilightneedshugs 46]

you get trains.

 

*inserts 2012.

[Bella_Faus 35]

You get a gumball

*Inserts flower*