The Vending Machine.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You get a CD that sounds like Enya and Limp Bizkit fighting for attention

 

*inserts thesaurus*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Pierce Brosnan.



I insert a copy of "The Sun" newspaper.

[Neutrino 47]

You receive a large quantity of low quality information. Which is moderately entertain, but holds no useful knowledgeable value.

*Inserts valid cold fusion blueprints*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get an IKEA flat-pack cold fusion reactor.


I insert a small piece of radioactive waste.

[Neutrino 47]

You receive a very angry looking hazmat team.

*Inserts a bitcoin*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a dogecoin

 

*inserts pony vector*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a Rozen Maiden doll of your choice. But you have to become its slave.




I insert 1 million Vietnamese đồng.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive five American dollars

 

*inserts Mr. Saturn*

 

You get a Rozen Maiden doll of your choice. But you have to become its slave.

Hinaichigo? Wow, I'm screwed.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Receives Mr.Crab Nebula

 

Inserts Entropy by AwkwardMarina

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a car tire.

 

*inserts a PSP*

[Neutrino 47]

You receive a formal handshake from current American president, Barrak Obama.

*Inserts gameboy advance (Nintendo portable games system)*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive an Japanese copy of Mother 3 for Gameboy Advance.

 

*inserts vinyl of the album 'Frampton Comes Alive'*

[Toon Richard 534]

Get... HURT BY CONFUSION!

*Insert A Saxxy*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive Sexy Sax Man

 

*inserts the TARDIS key*

[Fishy Stick 7,550]

Receives design by Jon Pertwee

 

Inserts Cybermen (From Mondas)

[Dark Heart 284]

You get Saiba Man (from DBZ)

 

Inserts Pony Raven (Teen Titans Go)

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a coupon for 99p off Teen Titans DVDs in W.H. Smiths.



I insert a single sautéed potato.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You received fried potato strings (aka fries)

 

*inserts Neil Patrick Harris*

[Fishy Stick 7,550]

Receives Smurfs

 

Inserts Windows Vista

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a horrible operating system

 

*inserts "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a rocket ship on its way to Mars on a collision course.

 

 

 

I insert a satellite that's out of control.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a sex machine ready to reload, like an atom bomb about to explode.

 

*inserts a thermometer at two hundred degrees*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a man called Mr. Fahrenheit, travelling at the speed of light.



I make a supersonic man out of you and insert you.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive the chanting of "Don't stop me" with Freddie Mercury singing "hey-yay-yeah!", and a killer guitar solo.

 

*inserts a fat bottomed girl*

[Fishy Stick 7,550]

Receives fat all around girl.

 

Inserts crappy new tv shows.