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[Lunatic 1,186]

can i come to lalaland?

[Shankveld 4,951]

 

Lalaland is actually a wonderful lollipop filled land,

why did you describe it so grimly

 

(picture from link you provided for picture of aforementioned land) ~

[Zalgo 593]

can i come to lalaland?

 

Of course

 

 

Lalaland is actually a wonderful lollipop filled land,

why did you describe it so grimly

 

(picture from link you provided for picture of aforementioned land) ~

 

Because those birds.... Are evil. I wouldn't go too close to the green lolipops either.

 

TOOTHLESSBRONY IS DEAD,

 

I͖̬̣͕͈͈͙̓ͥͦ̄͡,̬̝̭̣͍̱̜̿̅͌̆̓̅̋ ̛̰̮̙̙͈͚̲̌̾Z̢ͧ́̀ͭͧ͛ạ̼̣͖̫̮͍ͫͪ̀ͭ͒͡l̩̣̉̉̐̉́̃̚ğ̻̗̞̥ͬ͆o͍̓͞.͂ͦ̐̉͆̃͏̩̯̗͔͈ͅ ͈̥̯͔̦͓̎ͫͦ̇̆̇H̙̼̰̹̻̰̉͠e̹͚͈̲̲̐ͥ̄ͅ ̵ͤ̈̽̒̋ẘ̡͓̲̫̬̤̲̣͐̿͂͑h͔͇̹̝̠͂̒͝ő̜̣͙̝̈́͛͌̓̏̉ ̲̣̩̗͎̲͒ͦͯ̾ͤͮw̼̜̦̘͓͂̍͑ͯ͂̎̓a̲̭̞̤̞̜̺ͯͪ̅͆͛ì̗̼ͬ̀ͦ͗̌̊ṭ̤͖͌ͦͮs͖͔̮͍̙͖̤̄ͤ̍ͪͬ̉̌ ͧ̔̒ͦͨ͂҉̥̥̻̟̹͎b͍̪̌̄̉ͩ̔è͇̏̌̚h̦͈̙͈̰̥̤ͥ̓͒i̭̰̙̞͉͕̗̓͗ͪ̅ͨ̃̎n̪̟͓̼d͚̯̬̭̳͇̊ͅ ̯̺̗̝͌̔̓́̀ͫ̂͟ͅt́͑͋͛ͨͤ̾h͍͟ẽ̵̲͙͛ͪͬ ̀w̥̼ͩ͆̊ͮ̽ạ̯̠͇̦̗ͧͨ̇l̤͈͓̪̱̝͞l̢̜ͦ ̼̑ͧh̸̩̦͈̫͚̳̫̿̊a̖̓sͫ ͚͎̺̖̹͙̲̑̂ͯ̑ͯt͕̖̻̋͝a̤͇ͫ͆k̪eͪ͜n̲̣̜̣̠͌̀̽̎̓ ̱̙̮̘̦̤̭̌́ͭ͛̉h̼͉͎̫̉͒ͦi̯̗͎͕̱s̢̲ͩ͛ͥ̓̆̊ ̛̭̓̓̿ͥ͆͒̌p̠̤͓̄̀͂ͧ̆̚l͎̺̣ͦͮa̎̎̎c̤ę̱̙͎̫̩ͧͣͩ.͎͙̘͍͓̏̃͊ͦ̔͡

͇̭͓͔͍͑̎͋ͣͦ͑Ą͓͙͐͊ś̹͙̜̭̣̭̒͌ͦ̑̚k͖͍̖ ̺͑̄a͚̻̠w̍͌̋͛a̗̰̼̦͂̇͗y̮͉ͨͅ.̳̄ͤ.̢̠̦͕̲̜̥̺ͭ.̗̳̈̐ͬ̉̎̓ͫ͘.̴̲̣͉̫ͩ̀̂̇.͍̤̱͉͍̜̃̉͆̍̚

 

 

I am the only one worthy of asking the first question:

How did you kill toothlessbrony

 

 

 

I am the only one worthy of asking the first question:

How did you kill TOOTHLESSBRONY?

 

I looked into his eyes. He is but a mindless Zalgofied dragon now.. Edited February 15, 2012 by toothlessbrony

[The Milkman 186]

Why is ice cream so delicious?

[Zalgo 593]

Why is ice cream so delicious?

 

Because it is my will.

[Philomena 66]

Have you ever been to a dentist?

Her dentist bill is enormous.

[Zalgo 593]

Have you ever been to a dentist?

Her dentist bill is enormous.

 

No, I haven't. (unless you count that time where I Zalgofied a dentist...)

Even though I have 7 mouths, I do not have to worry about my dental hygiene.

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

is it true that you rule everything dark and that you had mated with all the dark gods ?

[Zalgo 593]

is it true that you rule everything dark?

 

No. Not all things dark.

I belong to the pantheon of gods, each with their own portfolio, Mine being chaos, darkness, torture and suffering. I rule over the races I created and the humans. (as well as some minor gods)

 

 

 

 

and that you had mated with all the dark gods ?

 

Only the females. Edited March 25, 2012 by Zalgo