Circadian 1,273 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 (edited) Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized ponies or 10 pony-sized ducks, and why? I'm sure that this is something we'll all eventually have to decide upon at some point in our lives. It's important to be prepared, so think it through. EDIT: For everybody that says they'd just shoot the ducks, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUNbvhcaXwA Edited December 8, 2012 by Circadian 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starshine 16,333 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 Shouldn't the last choice be one pony-sized duck? Eh, doesn't matter 10 or 1, I will pick those loony ducks at any times of the week rather than fighting them small ponies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acoustic Cloud 2,202 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 I'd have to go with 100 duck sized ponies, it is true it may be harder, especially with them controlling magic and weather, but death by adorable is totally worth it. But in the case I run into 10 pony sized ducks, the nearest duck-blind is only yards away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Hooves 2 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 Bring on the ducks. At least I can eat them without like a horrible person. I've never had horsemeat, and after watching MLP I don't think I ever want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SagasaPony 122 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 (edited) 100 duck-sized ponies would be impossible to fight! It'd be like kicking puppies; soft, fuzzy, adorable, fun-sized, pony-shaped puppies. Whereas ducks.... well, giving me 10 pony-sized ducks just puts me into a duck hunt mood. Tell me, is there going to be a brown dog sniggering everything I miss a shot? *Edit* True OP, ducks are pretty cute. But honestly, most of us here wouldn't object to being served roast duck. I'd probably cry though if I was served a pony... *End Edit* Edited December 8, 2012 by SagasaPony 1 "The wisest people are always smiling. This is because they've realized that life is one big joke, and they've figured out the punchline." "When you've decided to do something, either do it with style, or don't do it at all." "Every atom in our bodies was forged within the fiery heart of a dying star. We are all connected to each other and the universe." "Before I was born, I was dead for billions of years and it hasn't inconvenienced me one bit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygen 6,066 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 I couldn't ever really do either I don't think, but if I had to i'd have to pick the ducks, because I could never hurt ponys after watching MLP.. Atleast I haven't watched any shows that made me have sympathy for ducks yet. 1 Thanks to Gone Airbourne for the awesome sig! My Oc's, Ponysona, Bella Vocal Covers Blog, MLP Covers Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SagasaPony 122 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 I couldn't ever really do either I don't think, but if I had to i'd have to pick the ducks, because I could never hurt ponys after watching MLP.. Atleast I haven't watched any shows that made me have sympathy for ducks yet. What about Donald and Daffy? Admittedly, Daffy has already been proven to be immune to gunfire but still... Donald's just going to have to grin and bear it though. He'll probably start squawking in that indecipherable language of his. Serves him right for not wearing any pants... 1 "The wisest people are always smiling. This is because they've realized that life is one big joke, and they've figured out the punchline." "When you've decided to do something, either do it with style, or don't do it at all." "Every atom in our bodies was forged within the fiery heart of a dying star. We are all connected to each other and the universe." "Before I was born, I was dead for billions of years and it hasn't inconvenienced me one bit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygen 6,066 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 What about Donald and Daffy? Admittedly, Daffy has already been proven to be immune to gunfire but still... Donald's just going to have to grin and bear it though. He'll probably start squawking in that indecipherable language of his. Serves him right for not wearing any pants... Well I would have a bit of trouble maybe if it was them, but i'd have even more trouble killing innocent adorable ponys . Sooo I'd have to pick the ducks . Thanks to Gone Airbourne for the awesome sig! My Oc's, Ponysona, Bella Vocal Covers Blog, MLP Covers Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammo 986 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 A pony-sized duck would eat me whole. As for duck-sized ponies, how anthro are they? Can they use magic or fly? If they were like actually pony ponies the size of ducks, their hooves would hurt but my size advantage is I can out maneuver them and stomp on them one by one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerul 554 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 Well a Pony sized duck would probably scare the living #@&$! out of me. 100 would be waay too much and i'd get pecked to death.. I love ducks so NEITHER "Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am?" Ooh! Ooh! More guessing games! Um... Pokey Smokes! How about Queen Meanie? No! Black Snooty, Black Snooty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antismurf9001 1,271 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 What I want to know is why I'm getting attacked in the first place. I mean, I'm just walking one day and I'm suddenly attacked by 10 pony-sized ducks, and run into an alleyway only to run into 100 duck-sized ponies. The gods descend and tell me that I must make a choice, either fight the ducks, or the ponies, or allow the universe to fall into chaos. We're then transported to an active volcano in the process of erupting and 'Battle of Heroes' starts playing, with a choir of angels providing the vocals. The continent begins to split open as I make my choice.... I don't know. It's too late/early to make these sort of deep, philosophical decisions. There's a group of people who think that a demon duck possesses my soul (long story). I might be able to channel his power and control the ducks. Since there's that chance, I'd go with the ducks. "Ceterum censeo background ponies delendas esse" - Stellafera Credit for the Octavia vector goes to the awesome Harmonic Revelations Credit for the creation of my avatar and signature goes to the amazing Wubsie Once again, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fubz 300 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 10 pony sized ducks of course. Think about it, I wouldn't be able to play any of these moves on the wee ponies. The Kinniku buster Or these Just wondering is it 10 vs 1 or FFA? I might have to change tactics if it's 10vs1 and go for AofE attacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConfettiBoom 35 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 100 duck-sized applejacks so I can show her who's boss. But what would it look like if there were 100 duck-sized ponies? Because that's a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YesIAmTori 285 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 Well, in my imagination, ponies are 30 cm high so I'd go for 10 pony-sized ducks. Also, DAMN YOU! Now I want a pet duckling... They're so adorable! 1 "Never give up" ~Noodles, The Offspring Photo made by Gone ϟ Airbourne Peppermint Cream (Me), Lucky Charm (My mum) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983 December 8, 2012 Share December 8, 2012 I'd go with the 100 duck sized ponies. They really wouldn't have much to attack me with specially since they can't really buck me from that height. I'd have to get some shin guards though. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Deviant Art 000Signature Requests000aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHeadphones on, Volume up, Tune out the world aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaDon't use violence. You'll just make a fool of your self.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa arcuswind.tumblr.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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