Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized ponies or 10 pony-sized duck?

[Circadian 1,273]

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized ponies or 10 pony-sized ducks, and why?

 

I'm sure that this is something we'll all eventually have to decide upon at some point in our lives. It's important to be prepared, so think it through.

 

EDIT: For everybody that says they'd just shoot the ducks, this:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUNbvhcaXwA

Edited December 8, 2012 by Circadian

[Starshine 16,330]

Shouldn't the last choice be one pony-sized duck?

 

Eh, doesn't matter 10 or 1, I will pick those loony ducks at any times of the week rather than fighting them small ponies.

 

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

I'd have to go with 100 duck sized ponies, it is true it may be harder, especially with them controlling magic and weather, but death by adorable is totally worth it.

But in the case I run into 10 pony sized ducks, the nearest duck-blind is only yards away...

[Dandy Hooves 2]

Bring on the ducks. At least I can eat them without like a horrible person. I've never had horsemeat, and after watching MLP I don't think I ever want to.

[SagasaPony 122]

100 duck-sized ponies would be impossible to fight! It'd be like kicking puppies; soft, fuzzy, adorable, fun-sized, pony-shaped puppies.

 

Whereas ducks.... well, giving me 10 pony-sized ducks just puts me into a duck hunt mood. Tell me, is there going to be a brown dog sniggering everything I miss a shot?

 

*Edit*

True OP, ducks are pretty cute.

 

But honestly, most of us here wouldn't object to being served roast duck.

 

I'd probably cry though if I was served a pony...

 

*End Edit*

Edited December 8, 2012 by SagasaPony

[Zygen 6,065]

I couldn't ever really do either I don't think, but if I had to i'd have to pick the ducks, because I could never hurt ponys after watching MLP.. Atleast I haven't watched any shows that made me have sympathy for ducks yet.

[SagasaPony 122]

 

I couldn't ever really do either I don't think, but if I had to i'd have to pick the ducks, because I could never hurt ponys after watching MLP.. Atleast I haven't watched any shows that made me have sympathy for ducks yet.

 

What about Donald and Daffy?

 

Admittedly, Daffy has already been proven to be immune to gunfire but still...

 

Donald's just going to have to grin and bear it though. He'll probably start squawking in that indecipherable language of his. Serves him right for not wearing any pants...

[Zygen 6,065]

What about Donald and Daffy?

 

Admittedly, Daffy has already been proven to be immune to gunfire but still...

 

Donald's just going to have to grin and bear it though. He'll probably start squawking in that indecipherable language of his. Serves him right for not wearing any pants...

Well I would have a bit of trouble maybe if it was them, but i'd have even more trouble killing innocent adorable ponys . Sooo I'd have to pick the ducks .

[Jammo 986]

A pony-sized duck would eat me whole. As for duck-sized ponies, how anthro are they? Can they use magic or fly? If they were like actually pony ponies the size of ducks, their hooves would hurt but my size advantage is I can out maneuver them and stomp on them one by one.

[Zerul 554]

Well a Pony sized duck would probably scare the living #@&$! out of me.

100 would be waay too much and i'd get pecked to death.. I love ducks so NEITHER 

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

What I want to know is why I'm getting attacked in the first place.  I mean, I'm just walking one day and I'm suddenly attacked by 10 pony-sized ducks, and run into an alleyway only to run into 100 duck-sized ponies.  The gods descend and tell me that I must make a choice, either fight the ducks, or the ponies, or allow the universe to fall into chaos.  We're then transported to an active volcano in the process of erupting and 'Battle of Heroes' starts playing, with a choir of angels providing the vocals.  The continent begins to split open as I make my choice....

 

I don't know.  It's too late/early to make these sort of deep, philosophical decisions.  There's a group of people who think that a demon duck possesses my soul (long story).  I might be able to channel his power and control the ducks.  Since there's that chance, I'd go with the ducks.

[Fubz 300]

10 pony sized ducks of course. Think about it, I wouldn't be able to play any of these moves on the wee ponies.

The Kinniku buster

 

Or these

Just wondering is it 10 vs 1 or FFA?

 

I might have to change tactics if it's 10vs1 and go for AofE attacks 

[ConfettiBoom 35]

100 duck-sized applejacks so I can show her who's boss. But what would it look like if there were 100 duck-sized ponies? Because that's a lot.

[YesIAmTori 285]

Well, in my imagination, ponies are 30 cm high so I'd go for 10 pony-sized ducks. Also, DAMN YOU! Now I want a pet duckling... They're so adorable!

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

I'd go with the 100 duck sized ponies. They really wouldn't have much to attack me with specially since they can't really buck me from that height. I'd have to get some shin guards though.