The Corrupted Wish Game

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, it now needs to be refuelled with very expensive caterpillar sick.




I wish for world peas.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, there is nothing else to eat but peas....forever.

 

I wish I had more money

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You lose it when I nick your wallet after your tragic accident (no spoilers).

I wish my eyes didn't bother me as much as they do.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. You no longer have eyes.

 

I wish to be the Spider King.

 

Oh wait, I already am.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but you're now blind an i nicked your wallet

 

i wish i was good at something

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You are now the world champion in extreme house-cleaning



I wish that I had REALLY fast Internet.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now it goes at ludicrous speed

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygE01sOhzz0

 

I wish my friend can get the time off he needs for our road trip

[BlueMoon 53]

He gets all the time he needs cause an Asteroid hits his place of work.

 

I wish I could fly through the night sky. 

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, but only at night-time. Shame you didn't take the time to listen to that little fact.

As you zoom high in the sky, dawn breaks and you start heading for the Earth, fast!

I would loot your wallet, but given the mess, I decide not to bother.


I wish to be someone else for a while.

[BlueMoon 53]

You  wish is granted you are someone else but you are stuck in a factory making computer parts.

 

I wish I could get the next Dresden book early. 

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, all the pages are blank.

 

I wish I could just get an Applebloom plush to hug

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! But the plush is very poorly made, and her head falls off the moment you hug her.

 

 

I wish I could defeat the giant monkey men and save the 9th dimension!

[Glitterheart 64]

Granted!  But while you were busy doing that, you allowed planet Earth to be overrun with ice cream demons, and now everyone you ever knew or loved has been buried under miles of creamy deliciousness.

 

i wish for a pet ambulocetus.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. It steals your wallet.

 

I wish for everything to continue as it is, with no changes.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, mediocrity reigns supreme.

 

I wish I could go back to sleep.

[BlueMoon 53]

Granted, but you sleep for 20 years.

 

I wish I had a better job.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but you only keep if for a second never to have a single job again

 

i wish for a pie flavored pie

[BlueMoon 53]

Granted, its a pie flavored pie that creates an infinite loop of flavor and y I ur mouth disappers.

 

I wish I still had my 3DS.

[Sekhayet 253]

Granted, but someone's removed all the internal components.

 

I wish my neural architecture was more conducive to rational thought.

Edited March 13, 2014 by Sekhayet

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but your head explodes because I don't know what that means.

 

 

 

I wish that most of the world's population was not in any way unfairly discriminative.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but you now have waffles in your butt

 

i wish that TPAM (the pony after me) have waffles in their butt

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but I'm no pony.

 

I wish my cat wasn't so stupid.

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

Granted, it has now learned how to unlock and open the door to your house. And your car. And how to drive.

 

I wish that I were a Time Lord

[Sekhayet 253]

Granted, but you have no TARDIS.

 

I wish my special somepony was with me now.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, they are in plushie form.

 

I wish I would not miss an episode of The Colbert Report.