The Corrupted Wish Game

[BlueMoon 53]

Granted, you are glued to the chair and forced to watch TV ALL the time.

 

I wish I had a light saber that would not cut me. 

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it's a stick with Christmas lights

 

I wish I could get to work soon and start making some money.

 

Granted, you are glued to the chair and forced to watch TV ALL the time.

Eh, it's Stephen Colbert, I'm good with that

[Glitterheart 64]

Granted, but you're now working in a Chinese sweatshop making $4 per day.

 

I wish I legally owned the moon.

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

Granted, but now there are people everywhere trying to kill you for your property

 

I wish I had the TARDIS

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[BlueMoon 53]

You now own it but it does not work without the doctor.

 

I wish I had a teleporter.

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

You teleported into the wall. You're now dead.

 

I wish I could breathe underwater

[Sekhayet 253]

Granted, you are now a scum sucking bottom feeder with no eyes that lives near a geo-thermal vent on the bottom of the ocean in perfect darkness and cold. Alone.

 

I wish I wasn't so intellectually rigorous when I know I should not be.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, you are now a brainless see pig.

 

 

I wish to be eaten in a gruesome way by a giant squid. 

[Sekhayet 253]

Granted, but you are the squid.

 

I wish to know what the questions to begin asking questions are.

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

You have millions of questions floating through your head and can't choose just one

 

Granted, you are now a scum sucking bottom feeder with no eyes that lives near a geo-thermal vent on the bottom of the ocean in perfect darkness and cold. Alone.

 

So.... Basically... I live on the internet?

 

OT: I wish for Fluttershy's way with (most) animals

[Sekhayet 253]

Oh god i lol'd so hard there.

 

Granted, you now love animals more than humans and withdraw from society.

 

I wish I had different color hair.

[Zyla Fae 5,405]

Granted, you get a free haircut to go with it

 

 

Granted, you now love animals more than humans and withdraw from society.

I'm perfectly fine with that actually XD

 

I wish I had a time machine

[Sekhayet 253]

Granted. It has no useable energy source.

 

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted, you're fired!

 

i wish i had more free time.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You now have no job and no prospects for a new job, and thus all the free time in the world.



I wish for a can of worms.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. The worms eat you due to being killer worms.

 

I wish for the sky above.

[BlueMoon 53]

You are now on Arrikus holding a can of samd worms.

 

Wish I had the money for the tron bike.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, it's in Confederate money.

 

I wish I had a mattress to sleep on now.

[BlueMoon 53]

Granted, it's in Confederate money.

 

I wish I had a mattress to sleep on now.

**Actually, if I had that I would be rich**

 

You have the best mattress ever but it eats you slowly as you sleep.

 

I wish I had a touchscreen laptop.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you drop it and breaks it.

 

I wish I could be like DJ Shadow and make awesome music like that.

 

You have the best mattress ever but it eats you slowly as you sleep.

You mean the bed like Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People?

 

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but you're now arrested for copyright infringement

 

i wish i had a cookie

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but I just ate it.

 

I wish I could go to The Counter for lunch today.

 

granted but you're now arrested for copyright infringement

I said like him, not completely copying him. Besides, when you hear his music, you know it can't be mimicked.

[BlueMoon 53]

Granted but you got food poisoning.

 

Wish I was a druid.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but you are burned at the stake for being different, since this is now the middle ages.

 

I wish I had a buddy I could play games with.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted you get to pick between two the annoying one that suck and the annoying one that's 10 times better than you

 

i wish for something... i guess