The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Professor...8D 823]

Granted..............Everyone on earth Realizes Lost is Purgatory............

 

 

I wish for a Hula-Hoop.........................

[Trickilee 139]

You get your Hula-hoop, but it ends up giving your little brother a traumatic experience .

 

I wish my editor would wake up and proofread my chapter.

Edited May 9, 2015 by Trickilee

[PokeBolter 208]

 

Granted, but he gives it a bad report.

 

I wish Squidward was the main character in his own series.

Edited May 9, 2015 by PokeBolter

[LittleMac 3,085]

He does. It turns out to be a flop and gets cancelled two episodes in

 

 

I wish for unlimited wishes

[PokeBolter 208]

Granted, but soon you become overcome with power and there's still many rules so everyone hates you.

 

I wish that I would never lose another Pokemon battle again.

[LittleMac 3,085]

Granted, but the money you earn from the battles causes a serious inflation, causing the economy to collapse

 

 

I wish Derpy Hooves was real

[PokeBolter 208]

Granted, but due to all her stupidity she flies too high and gets hit by a fighter plane and gets decapitated.

 

I wish Skyla was real.

[Trickilee 139]

Granted, but she wears completely ordinary clothing, all the time.

 

I wish I could learn how to love some day..

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you never find anyone to use said knowledge on.

 

 

 

 

I wish for nine raisins.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I throw them at your head a random times. The ninth hits you in the eye just are you are near a set of stairs. You fall down said stairs (which are made of stone), directly into a a massive pile of glass that leaves your body covered in nasty lacerations and ruins your nice clothes. You land in a barrel of lemon juice, and as you jump our of it in agony, you trip and fall into a pile of salt.

Then I steal your wallet.

You remain traumatised and suffer a breakdown of babbling terror every time you see or hear of raisins. Even grapes make you go cooco for co-co pops.

I wish I could see all that happen.

[LittleMac 3,085]

Granted, but the subsequent guilt of your actions causes you to go insane

 

 

I wish for an ordinary apple.

Try and corrupt that XD

[Midnight Seeker 302]

What is this "guilt" you speak of?

I ask you that as I force feed you a granny smith. Whole, uncut and fairly large. As you choke on it, I steal your wallet while you realise that EVERYTHING can be corrupted. There is a mugged leprechaun behind every rainbow in this thread.

I wish to mug a leprechaun and steal his wallet.

[LittleMac 3,085]

Granted, but the leprechaun, being Irish, uses Euros. You can't use them cx

 

 

I wish for safety armour

[PokeBolter 208]

Granted, but the safety armor looks like a dress and you're not able to take it off.

 

 

I wish that I had a video game system that would allow me to enter the games.

[The Professor...8D 823]

Granted but the only game it will play is pong..............

 

 

I wish for a  coke..........

[PokeBolter 208]

Granted, but the coke is poisoned with the deadliest drug and you die from it without noticing.

 

 

I wish I had a magic wand so I could grant my own wishes whenever I wanted to that I knew how to control.

[The Professor...8D 823]

Granted..................but batteries not included...........they're in another dimension

 

 

i wish for a puppy 

[PokeBolter 208]

Granted, but your puppy is greatly sick and dies the first hour it's at your house.

 

 

I wish I had batteries for the magic wand wish!

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I nicked the wand. And your wallet. And the batteries.

I wish to ban PokeBolter from ever having a magic wand again!

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but this does not stop him from havign magic powers.





I wish for peanuts,

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Granted, but you are suddenly allergic.

 

I wish I didn´t wish what I wished about wishing a wish.

[LittleMac 3,085]

Granted, but now you can't wish to unwish the wish that you wished. So nothing happens

 

I wish for limeade

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Granted, but it is limead nail-polish.

 

 

 

I wish to be a Crengarrion.

[Troubleshoes Clyde 107]

Granted, from now on you will be known as A.Crengarrion.

 

I wish I could drink salt water.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but that is now all you can drink.





I wish that I had a massive bowl of nachos.