The Corrupted Wish Game

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but it's popular because it's lame.

 

I wish I wasn't this mean on the internet.

[Lostwanderer 367]

granted, now you're this mean irl

 

I wish i was 100% awake all the time

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but you're always tired.

 

I wish I was a tree Fluttershy.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you're a tree

 

I wish i could play chello

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but you can't play it well.

 

I wish I could do this forever.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted but you cant do anythign else

 

I iwsh for...I wish someone else would make this wish

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted... but it's your worst nightmare.

 

I wish I could think of things faster right now.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you move slowly

 

I wish i didnt forget to almost put a wish in

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but it's a stupid wish.

 

I wish I could think of wishes.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted but you cant think of anything else.

 

I wish i dint have to go eat dinner

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but you're hungry.

 

I wish I could word things better...

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you can't math

[Nightfall 3,950]

I wish all the topics had Nightfall and Solara as the most recent poster in them.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but then i cant return

 

I wish i didnt keep forgetting to wish for things

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but you can't remember your name.

 

I wish for my wish to come true.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but it makes a paradox in which the universe and all the ponies are destroyed and everyone ahtes you for making fluttershy cry and sad, and people now ahte you due to the lack of ponies and universe.

 

I wish i could type that faster

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted, but you misspell every word.

 

I wish I had a puppy.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but it bites your face off

 

I wish i wasnt so morbid

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted, but you're so sickeningly sweet, nobody can stand you.

 

I wish I had something tasty to eat.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted but it's posioned due to it's sweetness.

 

I wish i had a tub of mince

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted, but it's minced rat brains.

 

I wish someone else would make dinner...

[Ironsight 13]

Granted, but it's made from pony DVDs and toilet water.

 

I wish I had chainsaw arms.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but you're out of gasoline to power them.

 

I wish I had an apple.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. It's an apple poisoned with the Sleeping Death.

 

I wish I was at the beach.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Look out for the tidal wave.

 

I wish for world pizza.