The Corrupted Wish Game

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, but since I don't know what that is you'll be a mathteacher.

[Duality 10,740]

Your wish is granted, but this statement refers to a null-wish and as a result crashes the whole forum.

3 minutes ago, Hierok said:

Granted, but since I don't know what that is you'll be a mathteacher.

YOU MONSTER HOW COULD YOU FORCE SUCH A FATE ON ANYONE??!?!???!

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, I just did! 

I wish you had set a wish.

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but the wish is that you hadn't set that wish.

I wish for a laser bazooka.

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, but it is stuck.

I wish for a beautiful day in which nothing could go wrong.

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but the day occurs twenty thousand years in the future.

I wish for a Derpy.

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, can't make Derpy corrupt

I wish for a Starlight pet (and the Twilight too). 

Edited July 13, 2017 by Hierok

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but they hate you for summoning them out of Equestria into this uncouth dimension and magically ruin your life.

I wish for a muffin for my Derpy.

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, here it is:

I wish Twilight and Starlight would love me! 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but they have already ruined your life, so it's kinda redundant now.

I wish for an incy wincy spider.

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, but you become so small so he can eat you.

I wish Rainbow wouldn't have such flat wings in this animation:

 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but she is now 3-dimensional and smashes a hole in your computer screen.

I wish for a prettyful ninja.

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, a student of Shurken Jr. High comes to kiss you.

I wish for more chips

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but they're wood chips.

I wish for an orbital laser cannon.

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, but this one is eaten by your spider.

I wish for a inspiration.

Edited July 13, 2017 by Hierok

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but your wish is for my wish not to be corrupted.

I wish for a snuggly fluffthing.

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, you now got @The_Gobo

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted for not making a wish.

I wish people would stop  trying to eat me :/

 

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, but brony's aren't

I wish you didn't grant a not made wish wish

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but the universe explodes for not reason, making the point moot.

 

I wish for a private spacecraft.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! but it will be private for only 3 days D:

I wish for a subway sandwich 

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted. You wanted a sandwich made of subway trains, right?

I wish for a reverb pedal.

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, but your dog eats it.

I wish for a new computer.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but it gets broken when being shipped to you.

I wish I was sort of decent with image editing.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted. All other skills have been set to zero.

I wish I had my own satellite.

 

@Hierok wait,  I have a dog?