The Corrupted Wish Game

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you're now part of that one heyayayeaeya song on Youtube. I wish I had a private portal to Equestria.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. Just shoot the blue end on the white wall here and the orange one in Equestria. Good look finding a portalable surface there!

 

I wish Pinkie Pie could aim the Orbital Friendship Cannon at the fourth wall's weakest point and let Equestria merge with our world, creating a new world order where humans and ponies coexist in perfect harmony.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but aliens come and take over, making the colors leave our wonderful land and happiness non-existent.

 

I wish I had the perfectly made, most deliciously buttered popcorn.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. You give it to me, and I sell it to a movie-going filly for 2 bits.

 

I wish I could travel to a parallel universe where humans and G4 ponies lived harmoniously.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, the universe blows up. I wish that my previous wish wasn't corrupted. Besides, unless it is specially made to be unportalable, it is. So my wish wasn't corrupted, lol.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but you never live to tell the tale of the non-corrupted wish because you explode.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. Your existence amounts to nothing.

 

I wish I could get some help developing my OC, improv style.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

You develop your OC, but you are banned from all roleplaying.

 

I wish for nothing.

Edited July 13, 2012 by Whiteshade

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. You lose your job, your home, your car, your family, your friends, your money, and all your possessions. You are left with exactly what you wished for: nothing.

 

I wish for an extra three hours each night.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but the moon pulls the tides over you to cause a tsunami, and you get lost in the ocean.

 

 

I wish I didn't have to corrupt wishes. *cute voice* Please?

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, but you never live to tell the tale of the non-corrupted wish because you explode.

 

Granted, banned. I wish I didn't explode so I could tell everyone that my previous wish is uncorrupted.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but soon after everyone in the world loses their memory.

 

I wish I were a bannana.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. A monkey eats you.

 

I wish my office didn't have so much drama.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. It still has a lot of romantic comedy and Western.

 

I wish I hadn't just deleted 48 hours' worth of data... *sniff*

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you deleted the entire databanks of the CIA. Have fun having their agents after you. I wish nothing negative happened because of my uncorrupted wish.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. Your corrupted wish, however, is still corrupted and will definitely cause you harm. So be careful what you wish for.

 

I wish for chocolate pudding of the variety that is prepared at 4 AM.

[Esteeare 41]

Granted, but it's chocolate pudding that was prepared at 4am in the bathroom *trollface.jpg*

 

I wish for a beach ball

[Sakamoto 103]

Granted. The beach ball is secretly a shapeshifting Eldritch Abomination

 

I wish for a flammable lemon

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It doesn't sustain its flame too well because the stoichiometry was done all wrong.

 

I wish I could sleep earlier... I miss sleeping at 02:00...

[Sakamoto 103]

Granted. Now a dozen of cats are singing a song of their people on your bedroom, giving you the worst nightmare ever experienced by a mortal

 

I wish for a banana muffin!

Edited July 14, 2012 by Sakamoto

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, the banana separates itself from the muffin and goes to murder you in your sleep. I wish Cave Johnson made me some combustible lemons.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted, they burn your house down. I wish I could've been there to see it happen.

[Esteeare 41]

Granted....but you were inside....

 

 

I wish for cookies that aren't evil

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. They have diuretics in them.

 

I wish for all of the bathrooms within the immediate vicinity of the previous pony to be locked.

[Esteeare 41]

Granted, but you had more cookies then i did

 

 

I wish for World Peace