The Corrupted Wish Game

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, however, Rainbow had to go to the bathroom and was unable to concentrate, and she fell out of the sky... And crash-landed... Again...

 

Seriously,... I wish these pegasi would go to the bathroom before flying...

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, all the bathrooms are locked. Again, they have to fly on full bladders. I wish the bathrooms were unlocked so the pegasi don't have to fly on full bladders.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but some of the pegasi... You know...

 

I wish for an umbrella...

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted, but it's full of holes.

 

I wish for someone to make me a signature of my OC, with nothing wrong or bad about it, and it's usable!

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. Your computer melts before you get a chance to use the signature.

I wish this popcorn had more butter.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, it's now soggy

 

I wish for unsoggy Popcorn

[Fire_Fly 499]

Here, have mine; It needs butter!

I wish for some nice, cool rain.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted.

Granted, but some of the pegasi... You know...

 

Yeah...

 

I wish my refridgerator wasn't broken.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's now a heater.

 

(Cutscene to Jadefire's fridge on fire)

 

I wish for some money.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's a counterfeit 15 dollar bill.

 

I wish my refridgerator would refridgerate.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. It refrigerates a little too well, and you'll probably have time to think about this wish while the rescue team attempts to liberate your from your frozen wasteland.

I wish this house wasn't haunted.

Edited July 19, 2012 by Fire_Fly

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Now we have three frozen wastelands: Penguinland, Jadefire's house, and yours.

 

I wish for more sus.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. And by 'sus', I'm going to assume you meant "susturn my house into a frozen wasteland." Make that four frozen wastelands.

 

I wish the water to my house was reconnected.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted, but the incoming water only worsens the conditions of Frozen Wasteland #2.

I wish I had mittens.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Make that three frozen wastelands and six oceans.

I wish we'd stop bucking up the planet...

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. We start bucking up the moon instead.

 

I wish for moonshine.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, Luna is NOT pleased

 

I wish Luna wasn't so hungry

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's called a Full Moon.

 

I wish for sundark.

BTW, if I'm ninja'd, I'm leaving my corruptions as is.

Edited July 19, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. The sun goes dark, and the whole world turns into a frozen wasteland.

 

 

...oh wait, we said we weren't going to buck up the planet. Oh well.

 

I wish my laptop wasn't so terrible.

Edited July 19, 2012 by Jadefire

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, it's horrible

I wish the planet wasn't so Bucked up

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Instead of bucked up, now it's just fucked up.

 

I wish for some of Sweet Apple Acre's famous cider.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, you now have to pay 5 billion bits for S&H

I wish to be a pony

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You are now a boring old non-sapient pony.

 

I wish I was a G4 My Little Pony pony.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but the world's still too bucked up for it to work.

 

I want it bucked down instead... (Let's see what happens...)

[Digit Sums 42]

You didn't wish for it, so I can't grant it.

 

I wish to team up with Discord and turn Ponyville on its tailfeathers.