The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. Nuclear winter kills the entire biosphere. Pretty peaceful, no?

 

I wish life was less stressful. (and that it won't be because I'm dead or mentally handicapped)

Edited July 14, 2012 by Jadefire

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but you only have no stress in your life because the world exploded and you were the only person left.

 

I wish the forums had ten million users.

[Esteeare 41]

Granted...but they all came from 4chan

 

 

I wish i was 20% cooler

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. You die of hypothermia.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

Granted, but you only have no stress in your life because the world exploded and you were the only person left.

 

I wish the forums had ten million users.

 

That sounds extremely stressful, in my opinion... Edited July 14, 2012 by Jadefire

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. You are an air-breathing fish and drown in the water.

 

I wish I had a hug.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, but you get eaten by a bird..

But you get strangled by an octopus

 

I wish I had a heart

Edited July 14, 2012 by dominatorstrangeman8

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. The server can't take the strain of all the extra traffic.

 

Granted. Enjoy your ASD.

 

I wish for bread.

Edited July 14, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Esteeare 41]

Granted but it's moldy

 

I wish for noms

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. A bear noms your skull.

 

I wish for poison.

Edited July 14, 2012 by Jadefire

[Esteeare 41]

Granted but it only brings people back to life

 

 

I wish for everyone but me to live forever

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. You instantly get hit by a small meteorite and are the only one to die.

 

I wish I could trace the source of that meteorite.

[Esteeare 41]

Granted...another meteorite from the same source flys down and hits you...

 

 

i wish these meteorites would stop

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but you get hit by a meteorite coming from a different source.

 

I wish for an eclair.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. It's made of Iridium.

 

I wish the Asteroid Belt would stop trolling us.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. The sun starts trolling us instead.

 

I wish for an eclair that wasn't an asteroid.

Edited July 14, 2012 by Jadefire

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, it's now a meteor

 

I wish I was a pony

Edited July 14, 2012 by dominatorstrangeman8

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Wish rejected due to redundancy.

 

I wish for a personal Uranium reactor.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. Your city becomes the Ganaramian Chernobyl.

 

I wish the new Sim City game would come out. And won't suck. And I'll be able to buy it and play it.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted, but no one else likes it.

 

I wish the NAM Team had more 3D modellers... I really do...

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but they suck.

 

I wish for less suck.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted.

 

 

I wish it'd rain some more.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, it's now flooding

 

I wish for evilness

Edited July 14, 2012 by dominatorstrangeman8

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. Welcome to Atlantis. Hope you remembered to bring gills.

 

Ninja. Granted, you bang your shin on a coffee table. Now wasn't that evil?

 

I wish I had gills.

Edited July 14, 2012 by Jadefire

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Ninja'd Granted but the gills don't work

 

I wish for toys.

Edited July 14, 2012 by Filly Pinkie Pie

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, but all your Toys are broken

 

I wish for stuff