Ask Ninja Derpy!

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

are they any ninja muffins?

 

Yes, there are, but they stand no chance against my mighty Derp powers!

when will you accept that I DEFEAT YOUR DERPSIDE :U

 

Ah, benben, my old enemy...you are a fool for thinking you can stop the Power of the Derp Side!

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Dont you have a evil clone of yourself?

[ZomBrony 347]

do you like cupcakes as well as muffins?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Dont you have a evil clone of yourself?

 

If there is an evil clone of me, I've never met her...and I hope I never do.

do you like cupcakes as well as muffins?

 

I like cupcakes, but nowhere near as much as muffins...muffins are my thing.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

If twlight was made off muffins would try to eat her?

[Philomena 66]

How would you react if ponies were acting like you?

[Chaotix 10]

What would happen if Discord dicorded you? Whats your nasty side?

[ZomBrony 347]

What do you think of all the sterotypes about you?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

How would you react if ponies were acting like you?

 

In that case, I'd be very flattered and feel even more loved than I already do!

What would happen if Discord dicorded you? Whats your nasty side?

 

Lets just say I stop loving muffins and I tease everypony about their problems like some nasty ponies try to do to me. I hate being discorded. I hate being mean to ponies. It makes me sad.

What do you think of all the sterotypes about you?

 

I don't let them get me down. I know that for everypony who says something stereotypical about me, there are 100 more who love me for who I am. And that makes me super happy! Edited April 6, 2012 by DJ MUFF1N D3RP

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

Hi Derpy! Can I have a muffin?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Hi Derpy! Can I have a muffin?

 

Of course you can have a muffin! And each muffin comes with a free hug, so here here's the hug as well ! *hugs Jon*

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

Yay! *hugs Derpy back*

[JappleackWithApples 34]

I IS BACK NOW. theres a muffin in your kitchen doing magic for some reason...

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

I IS BACK NOW. theres a muffin in your kitchen doing magic for some reason...

 

Welcome back, Guy! Anyway, a muffin doing magic, you say? I'll have to go check this out(and maybe eat it and get magic powers! )

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Welcome back, Guy! Anyway, a muffin doing magic, you say? I'll have to go check this out(and maybe eat it and get magic powers! )

 

it floating in mid air...kinda creepy...

[ZomBrony 347]

Why are you using orange text now?

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Why are you using orange text now?

 

I've always used orange text. You must not have seen this thread since DJ MUFF1N started typing for me. Ninja Derpy, the original owner and typer, disappeared, so DJ MUFF1N(then super muffin derpy506) took over for him and has been typing my responses ever since.

[ZomBrony 347]

Alrighty then, can I have a muffin and some portals?

Edited April 12, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Alrighty then, can I have a muffin and some portals?

 

Sure thing Zom, but I'll do you one better. You can have a few portal muffins! Just take a bite and think where you want to go! Its that easy! And of course, don't forget your hug that comes with each load of muffins! *hugs Zom* Edited April 12, 2012 by DJ MUFF1N D3RP

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

Hi Derpy! Since you gave me the muffin and a hug, I decided to return a favor to an awesome pony like you: http://www.thekneadforbread.com/wp-content/uploads/english_muffin.jpg

 

Whaddya think, Derpy?

[ZomBrony 347]

Thanks Derpy *hugs back* Now I'm gonna visit you and the Mane6 in Equestria, see you soon!

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Hi Derpy! Since you gave me the muffin and a hug, I decided to return a favor to an awesome pony like you: http://www.thekneadf...lish_muffin.jpg

 

Whaddya think, Derpy?

 

While I appreciate the thought...English muffins just aren't the same. Normal muffins are waaayy better(and much tastier ).

Thanks Derpy *hugs back* Now I'm gonna visit you and the Mane6 in Equestria, see you soon!

 

Yay! I love meeting and welcoming new people and ponies to Equestria! Edited April 12, 2012 by DJ MUFF1N D3RP

[ZomBrony 347]

I completely forgot about those muffins, too many forum games, I'll visit everypony tomorrow, and I have to go to bed after this, so night Derpy!

Edited April 12, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

Hehe, it's cool Derpy. No muffin can beat normal muffins anyway.

 

Glad you like it, though!

[ZomBrony 347]

*appears in front of you*

 

I changed my mind, I missed you Derpy! Do these portal muffins have any side effects or a time limit?