I'd hit you with _________

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Dark Web mystery box. 

[Sherem 4,807]

with my sword so hard that you would be sent flying!

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

my sand wedges

...was hoping for ham and cheese

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

A travel mug of boiling hot coffee?

[BroomsNHops 260]

A kiwi

[TBD 17,254]

a watermelon 

[BroomsNHops 260]

A Jackfruit

 

[TBD 17,254]

with a bat fruit

[BroomsNHops 260]

A MEGABAT!!

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

A 

Spoiler

Seriously internet, has no body ever had the idea of the play on words/pun to make a cricket/grasshopper look like a cricket bat and made an appropriate image 

Oh well, I'll just have to be content with a bat holding a cricket

 

[BroomsNHops 260]

A handful of Honduran White Bats

232 × 350

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Keebler elves. 

[TBD 17,254]

with a  dalmatians fur coat!

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Acme rocket.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

the beat.

[BroomsNHops 260]

With a hammer!!

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

A large fish

 

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Reeeeecola!

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Soul crushing despair

[CheeryFox 23,821]

A polar bear. 

[BroomsNHops 260]

A snake

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Frankfurter Würstchen. 

[TBD 17,254]

with a large bone 

[CheeryFox 23,821]

A larger bone. 

[BroomsNHops 260]

A massive bone