I'd hit you with _________

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a large book on rainbow production.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit you with a hacksaw (you're gonna need it)

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with more boring books.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit you with the fact that boring books are BOOORRRRRIIINNNNGGGGG

[ColtofPersonality 855]

I'll hit you for being my clone!!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'll hit you w- WHAT THE BUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'll hit you with a small grammatical error for the time being.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit you with brass hooves.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I won't sully my silver hoof, so I'll just have to use this handy rock. (uses telekinesis. Whack!)

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I shall hit you with a ban hammer, and then corrupt your wish to make you scream "objection!" in the wrong thread, and then make Muffin thief's avatar swallow you.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with vomit, consisting mostly of Silverhoof.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with a wet towel.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with the Princess Derpy jarate.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

OK, that's it. I'm throwing insults at both of you. and I'm insulting your mom's too!

(and if you have puppies, I'm gonna kick it!)

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with a large condo apartment.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I'm hitting you with a foreclosure, and a really bad credit rating.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with the straight jacket that Princess Derpy refuses to wear.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I hit you with Princess Derpy's mattress.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with some of the blood stains from the mattress.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with a large gasp of confusion as of where the blood came from.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with the "cupcakes" that they came from.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with a little bit of this, and a little bit of that.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I fire gerbils from a cannon at you.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a cup of pony.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I hit you with a Piston Cup.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a piss-filled cup.