I'd hit you with _________

[Just some guy 1,070]

Imma hit you with a muffin full of buckets.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Hit with a blue of captain

[IceCharmer 216]

i will hit you with a toothbrush

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with toothpaste! (aka Colgate's mane)

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Hit with cookie

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with pi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Hit with miffins

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with with, don't ya mean muffins?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Hit with with, don't ya mean muffins?

No he said miffins cause he tried to hit, but miffed.

 

Now for you, I'll hit you with a nice gift certificate to Starbucks. Enjoy a fine breakfast (they serve muffins too!).

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with the jelly just produced from that giveaway.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Unicorn Telekinesis plus banana creme pie = lesson learned for MT.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with the empty pie tin. LEARNED NOTHING!!!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I hit you with both Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle so that together they make Pinkie Pi.

[Reani 176]

Hit with SCIENCE!!!

Also, hit with the fact that I don't know any of you.

 

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with MOAR SHRUG PONAYS!!!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with CLARIFICATION!!!

[Reani 176]

Hit with

 

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with a cupcake! *laughs like a maniac*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with dat straight jacket...

[Reani 176]

Hit with my face!

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with SOMETHING!!!!

 

Hit with dat straight jacket...

*rolls away* NO! NO STRAIGHT JACKET!!!!

[Reani 176]

Hit with crooked jacket.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with, um, PONIES!!!! Or MUFFINS!!!!

[Reani 176]

Hit with CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!

 

[IceCharmer 216]

hit you with a pizza