I'd hit you with _________

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with 

 

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I'd hit you in the fist with my face! You'll be sorry then.

[Toon Richard 534]

Id hit you with a cat

[Esk 201]

I'd hit you with a water bottle.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with a jar of acid.

[soniccam1 242]

I hit you with a Creeper!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I hit you with a human Twilight Sparkle in a Pokeball.

[Toon Richard 534]

I hit you with a wither skeleton.

[Lightning Shade 783]

I'd hit you with a panda!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with a pillow!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a bottle of soda!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I hit you with another pillow.

[Transblitz 129]

Pillow Fight!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with my best shot!

 

(lol)

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd take shot with a pot and beat the snot right out of you lot!

Edited June 30, 2013 by Rainblow Hash

[Transblitz 129]

I'd hit you with a mad rhyme, but I'm all outta time

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with my blanket! 

Edited June 30, 2013 by CrazytheRandomPony

[Lightning Shade 783]

I'd hit you with a rock!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with my face!

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

I'd hit you with a court summons.

[fimdash 1,196]

i'd hit you with a rubber chicken (can't help but think of runescape. oh, the nostalgia)

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with Double Tap Root Beer!!

[Toon Richard 534]

Id hit you with.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYL1qJmz5bQ

[Gay Bird 421]

I'd hit you with a pair of pants.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a wunderwaffe!!