Loriem 639 February 6, 2013 Share February 6, 2013 (edited) It is time we take a stand against allowing the populace of America own spoons! People use multiple utensils even their own hands to eat too much food and get fat. But we need to put all of the blame on spoons and make them illegal! This will make people use forks instead more often, and give the federal government power over it's citizens! We shall start by banning all large and stirring spoons as they are "Evil Assault Spoons"! Then we will work are way to making it a federal offense to have a Spoon within a mile of your property. Join in allowing the Federal Government power over the people and fighting to make obesity go away by enacting bans that won't help it at all! Sarcasm yay! This is the argument against guns in a nutshell. Edited February 6, 2013 by Secret Person 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaine21x3 789 February 6, 2013 Share February 6, 2013 (edited) Fully automatic spoons for everyone! A spooned society is an obese society while others are full of starvation because only dictators have spoons! There might be spoon related deaths but it is a small price for the right to bear spoons. Spoon grabbers have always been the main cause of starvation and spoon related deaths. Spoon grabbers want to take everyone's cake and equally redistribute them but they can't do that without first taking our spoons! Edited February 6, 2013 by khaine21x3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dash 1,820 February 6, 2013 Share February 6, 2013 Why do we need spoons when we have sporks? I've never understood this logic. Using sporks will cut back on how many utensils you will have to wash. Plus you won't need to waste your money on spoons and forks. And why do we need a spoon for everything. People just shoveling food and ice cream in their mouths. They would think twice about shoveling anything in their mouths if they used sporks. Thus cutting back on obesity. So what will it be, no spoons, only sporks. No spoons, only forks. No spoons, only fully automatic spoons. No spoons, only fingers. 1 Like, don't underestimate my power man. Come join us Friday nights for Movie Night @ The CMC Clubhouse: 5pm CST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks 10,816 February 6, 2013 Share February 6, 2013 We must get rid of these insidious spoons and its unseemly cousins the fork and the knife and their bastard child the spork. They are to blame for the obesity epidemic it won't create a massive black market where only criminals have access to quality cutlery and people won't start using chopsticks or their own hands instead. Rarity Get's Cockroaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NostalgicPony 310 February 6, 2013 Share February 6, 2013 I also think banning large soda drinks will have a great impact on some how people will gain weight. I beleive we will see a significant decrease in obesity rates. Thanks Bloomberg! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMuffinator321 4 February 6, 2013 Share February 6, 2013 We should just ban food altogether! It's the main cause of obesity here in 'Murica, so why not ban it? I mean, we could tube feed or something... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowl 128 February 6, 2013 Share February 6, 2013 Forks and knives are just as much to blame as spoons. All forks, knives, and spoons should be confiscated by the government. In the future all meals are to be eaten with the use of chopsticks and/or with your hands. And to all things comes an end. We are no more than pages in a book. Turn the page, and thousands die. And for what? For the greed of two powerful leaders. Turn the page and floods, earthquakes and volcanoes are destroying the world. It is a time for acts of despair and of bravery as well. Another turn of the page and countless refugees flee. Is this the end of the story? No. There are countless pages to turn. And to all things comes a beginning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varan Bon Ziller 10 February 6, 2013 Share February 6, 2013 Spoons stole my car. Took my children and canceld Young Justice. They must pay. Ya hear me? I say we rally up a possie and go after those bastards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMuffinator321 4 February 6, 2013 Share February 6, 2013 Spoons stole my car. Took my children and canceld Young Justice. They must pay. Ya hear me? I say we rally up a possie and go after those bastards. They poisoned our water supply, they burned our crops, and they delivered a plague onto our houses! I say we tip something over!!!!!!!! D:< 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varan Bon Ziller 10 February 6, 2013 Share February 6, 2013 They poisoned our water supply, they burned our crops, and they delivered a plague onto our houses! I say we tip something over!!!!!!!! D:< Their settlements are just about yonder. Did I mention that they crashed my old computer? Okay. You bring the torches, I'll bring the pitch forks. To arms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusK 1,264 February 6, 2013 Share February 6, 2013 This is the argument against guns in a nutshell.Good thing you decided to redact this, because otherwise, it would have been one of the most ignorant things ever posted on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Founder Twilight Sparkle ✨ 8,526 February 6, 2013 Founder Share February 6, 2013 This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way. Avatar credit: robinrain8 Signature credit: Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightymags 1,053 February 6, 2013 Share February 6, 2013 Yes! Down with spoons and obesity! Go 'murrica! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loriem 639 February 6, 2013 Author Share February 6, 2013 COME FORTH, elect me all ruling powers so I may "protect" you all better! MUAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaine21x3 789 February 6, 2013 Share February 6, 2013 Those who would give up spoons for temporarily higher cake rations will receive neither and lose both. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betez 1,734 February 6, 2013 Share February 6, 2013 I grew up with spoons My OC Stay pony my friends"And ALWAYS remember...to never forget." - Someone who I'm sure has said this before I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loriem 639 February 6, 2013 Author Share February 6, 2013 I grew up with spoons Then you must be neutralised, for the safety, I mean power of the government! They poisoned our water supply, they burned our crops, and they delivered a plague onto our houses! I say we tip something over!!!!!!!! D:< YES! You get the idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betez 1,734 February 7, 2013 Share February 7, 2013 Bumpin' fer da lulz My OC Stay pony my friends"And ALWAYS remember...to never forget." - Someone who I'm sure has said this before I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootalove 10,689 February 7, 2013 Share February 7, 2013 The spoons took my jurb! Credit: Moony © Forum FAQ Forum Rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,307 February 7, 2013 Share February 7, 2013 "If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't have a spoon?" - Another Brick in the Silverware Drawer Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavelColt 22,881 February 8, 2013 Share February 8, 2013 I'd be fine with this. With Spoons illegal, I can take my rightful place as the ruler of the MLP:FiM section. SBB64 and Tom would bow before their new Admin Commander. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Diamond 7,569 February 8, 2013 Share February 8, 2013 I was for banning spoons before it was cool. 1 Domine, tu omnia nosti, tu scis quia amo te. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyubey 60 February 14, 2013 Share February 14, 2013 I'm a spoon and I find this offensive. You cutlerists. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loriem 639 February 14, 2013 Author Share February 14, 2013 I'd be fine with this. DownWithTheKing.png With Spoons illegal, I can take my rightful place as the ruler of the MLP:FiM section. SBB64 and Tom would bow before their new Admin Commander. LetTheOneKingRule.png For POWER! I was for banning spoons before it was cool. *Slaps* I'm a spoon and I find this offensive. You cutlerists. Be gone you unwanted stupid-head! Us government people will have spoons illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Join the herd!Sign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now