will thou be mine?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

I have no idea why i am doing this or what brought it on. I am currently looking for an internet girlfriend/wife. reply and see if you fit the bill. If you are wondering yes this is very sad.

[Callisto 1,877]

NO NOBODY LIKES YOU

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

@@Callisto,i know   

[Betez 1,734]

NO!!!

[Kamil 315]

I had an internet girlfriend once... it didn't last very long.

[Hansel 1,512]

*steals a couple of Pinkie Pie's balloons and stuffs them up my shirt*

I can be your girlfriend.

 

Look, these balloons give me anime boobies. They defy gravity and everything.

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

@@Hansel,wow i laughed soo hard at that. I thank you for the laughs 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,836]

Let's do this.

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

@@Harmonic Revelations, i had Jack Daniels squirt through my nose! thank you for that