Ask Luna

[KakeiTheWolf 652]

You still pissed about that moon thing?

[Lunatic 1,185]

I'm sorry if i made you angry here.I have trouble trying to speak in ye olde english and in demonic voice too.Don't worry Luna.i love you cause you're beautiful and cute.By the way,could you teach me how to find my inner Canterlot Voice and unleash it???Take some cupcakes as an apology:

 

you are frogive.

but no we cannot teach you the way of the royal voice.

as it is as it sounds. royal.

 

but dont worry.

 

Well, that Draco beetch seems like a real *cough*GODMODDER*cough*...

 

Actually! I came here to ask your opinion of this musical performance:

 

we enjoyed the music video.

even tough we do not think its one of their best songs.

it is a verry good one tough. as expected from dope.

[Fear Moonscar 55]

ILL TAKE IT!!!! Please tell me what my job is to do. ill wash windows, clean floors, anything

[Lunatic 1,185]

Thank you very much Luna, I appreciate it. *heads off to the guard room and picks an unowned bed* It's ok Storm, it's only for a couple of days. Besides, even I sometimes have a short temper. I just swallow it and keep going.

 

Storm: make even the smallest sound to wake me up and i'll rip his head off!

 

Cloud: hey hey. its our guest. and he's apparently Luna's friend. if you want to keep your job you better be nice to him.

 

hi there i'm cloud

 

You still pissed about that moon thing?

 

we wouldn't use the phrase "pissed"

but yes. we are upset about the things that happened.

and hopefully our citizens will stop fearing us someday.

and forgive us for what nightmare moon has done to all.

[S.M.S. 8]

*locks his teleportationspell so he cant get back to the castle*

 

now that is solved. he cant spie on us again.

 

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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[Lunatic 1,185]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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what did you expect?

he spied on us in the shower. we find that unacceptable.

we think this is a very mild punishment.

[Ice Storm 1,020]

We forgive you, Who couldn't forgive something as adorable as you?

 

It all reality though, how are you and your sister getting along now that you're under the roof again?

[Lunatic 1,185]

We forgive you, Who couldn't forgive something as adorable as you?

 

It all reality though, how are you and your sister getting along now that you're under the roof again?

 

you really think so?

 

we have been friendly sisters ever since. we do almost everything together now days.

[Metal Wing 2]

Hello luna i just wanted to say i am not afraid of you and wanted to thank you for bringing the night it is beautiful and some times i stay up all night looking up at the stars

[Lunatic 1,185]

ILL TAKE IT!!!! Please tell me what my job is to do. ill wash windows, clean floors, anything

 

you sound like the perfect maid. if so. your hired.

 

Hello luna i just wanted to say i am not afraid of you and wanted to thank you for bringing the night it is beautiful and some times i stay up all night looking up at the stars

 

we are very glad to hear this.

we might join you tonight

[Metal Wing 2]

That would be wonderful

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Storm: make even the smallest sound to wake me up and i'll rip his head off!

 

Cloud: hey hey. its our guest. and he's apparently Luna's friend. if you want to keep your job you better be nice to him.

 

hi there i'm cloud

 

 

 

we wouldn't use the phrase "pissed"

but yes. we are upset about the things that happened.

and hopefully our citizens will stop fearing us someday.

and forgive us for what nightmare moon has done to all.

 

 

Oh hello Cloud, my name is Josh. I just moved to Equestria from Earth, Luna helped me get through a portal and I'm just staying here for a couple days, mainly until I can get a house of my own. I have a machine here *points at my computer* called a laptop computer, which I use to connect to this thing called the internet, basically it connects other computers so that if I put something on the internet, someone from very far away can view it on their computer. There are things called websites, and I recently created a page on a website called Facebook. It is of a character I made named Cloud Dasher, who basically is what I would look like if I was a pony. Funny thing is, he has the same first name as you.

[Lunatic 1,185]

Oh hello Cloud, my name is Josh. I just moved to Equestria from Earth, Luna helped me get through a portal and I'm just staying here for a couple days, mainly until I can get a house of my own. I have a machine here *points at my computer* called a laptop computer, which I use to connect to this thing called the internet, basically it connects other computers so that if I put something on the internet, someone from very far away can view it on their computer. There are things called websites, and I recently created a page on a website called Facebook. It is of a character I made named Cloud Dasher, who basically is what I would look like if I was a pony. Funny thing is, he has the same first name as you.

 

Cloud: interesting... you made a character with the same name as me?

 

Storm: let me smash that thing!

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Well, the same first name, but yeah. It's getting late, isn't it?

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Luna, I was wondering, how come you're not the same size as your sister?

Are you meaning to tell me that after a thousand years you're STILL not a full-grown alicorn?

[Lunatic 1,185]

Luna, I was wondering, how come you're not the same size as your sister?

Are you meaning to tell me that after a thousand years you're STILL not a full-grown alicorn?

 

not all the...*cough* normal... ponies are the same size and not all the alicorns are.

 

*mumbles* also our sisters big ego to always be bigger than us.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

 

 

not all the...*cough* normal... ponies are the same size and not all the alicorns are.

 

*mumbles* also our sisters big ego to always be bigger than us.

 

Come on now, size doesn't matter.

The sun is just a star, you know?

You control all the others. ALL. THE OTHERS.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

not all the...*cough* normal... ponies are the same size and not all the alicorns are.

 

*mumbles* also our sisters big ego to always be bigger than us.

 

It is not my fault I was born first .

Edited April 19, 2012 by CeIestia

[Lunatic 1,185]

Come on now, size doesn't matter.

The sun is just a star, you know?

You control all the others. ALL. THE OTHERS.

 

ha! you hear that sister? we control millions of suns!

 

It is not my fault I was born first .

 

just a few years tough. and you still treat us like a child.

we wouldnt be suprised if you were using magic to be bigger than us.

[Metal Wing 2]

Luna can you take a close look at my mechanical wing i want to know if it can withstand re-entering the atmosphere of our planet Edited April 19, 2012 by Metal Wing

[ZomBrony 347]

So, Luna, I don't mean to sound rude, but how often do I get payed for being a maid?

[Lunatic 1,185]

Luna can you take a close look at my mechanical wing i want to know if it can withstand re-entering the atmosphere of our planet

 

in our perspective it looks fine

but,

you should really advise an engineer for that.

 

So, Luna, I don't mean to sound rude, but how often do I get payed for being a maid?

 

at the end of the week. every week you work.

you also get payed in a place to sleep and food and drink ofcourse.

[Metal Wing 2]

I dont think any engineer can do what i do this wing is physically attached to my nervs and my body now i dont think anypony can do that aside from me

[Lunatic 1,185]

I dont think any engineer can do what i do this wing is physically attached to my nervs and my body now i dont think anypony can do that aside from me

 

 

we think we did even better than one wing.

we made an entire pony!

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Luna, I learned the Skyrim draconic translation for your title: Kulaas. Interesting, isn't it? Edited April 20, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever