The most random RP you'll ever partake in

[Zalgo 593]

This RP... ANYTHING can happen. You can be ANYONE. Is someone already discord? Become discord's uncle's cousin's sister's clone of discord that she uses as a tractor. Someone take rebecca black? Be cyborg rebecca black. Someone kills you? Be reincarnated as a tree with tentacles coming from it's blue apples. Bored of equestria? Move to Pluto. Need a mount?.... You get it.

This rp is set in equestria. Starting in ponyville. Plot: Recently in equestria, portals are opening to other worlds and other races are coming out. Also, the demons and vegetable warriors are attacking innocent creatures. Will you try to stop them? Or will you join their army?

 

Making your character:

You can be ANY race at all that's ever existed, fiction, non-fiction and fanon. Make up your own if you want.

Name:

Age:

Race:

Gender:

 

Appearance:

Cutie Mark (if any):

Pets (if any):

 

Personality:

Biography:

Powers:

[Plasmastorm X-15 162]

Are you insane...

[Zalgo 593]

Name: Parkerr

Age: 1000 years old

Race: dragon (darkness)

Gender: male

 

Appearance: a large, black dragon with 2 wings and large spines along it's back.

Cutie Mark (if any): none

Pets (if any): 5 demons. Ichabod, a large muscular red one. Phil, a huge monstrous Godzilla esque monster. Cthulhu jr, a mini version of cthulhu. Harley, a hellhound. Mort, a skeleton-like humanoid.

 

Personality: born for war, brave, sometimes arrogant

Biography: basicly did nothing but eat sheep and hoard jewels for his lair. But after the portals opened, he found 5 pet demons and raised them as his own.

Powers: dark fire, flying, poison breath, blade wings

Edited January 28, 2012 by toothlessbrony

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

(Why am I actually doing this?)

 

 

 

Name:Haste

Age:17

Species:Pegasus

Gender:Female

 

Appearance:Light Orange Mane, Golden coat, Light Green eyes

Cutie Mark (if any):Three-colored Lightning bolt

Pets: A miniature Discord that can shuffle

 

Personality: Kinda like RD

Powers: Can eat dragon shaped chicken nuggets (watch out Parker)

 

Are you insane...

 

I don't know, IS HE???

[Zalgo 593]

 

 

I don't know, IS HE???

 

:) :)

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

I'm gonna eat Parker

Edited January 28, 2012 by Pinkazoid

[Zalgo 593]

(what is this... I don't even.... Was I like asleep when I made this... What is this?????)

Was that dialogue or an action?

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

no, just a warning

Edited January 28, 2012 by Pinkazoid

[Zalgo 593]

*is scared*

[Guest]

This is going to be interesting, signing up for the lulz!

 

Name: Arthur, King of The Britons

Age: 26

Race: Human

Gender: Male

 

Appearance:

Cutie Mark Coat of Arms (if any): The Sun

Pets Man-Servant (if any): Patsy

 

Personality: Fairly brave, intelligent, witty, a little cocky, and silly

Biography: King Arthur is the King of all Britons and is attempting to unite his land by finding the Holy Grail. His search for the holy grail has split him and his trusty pet man-servant Patsy off from the rest of the knights.

Powers: Kingliness, hitting and killing stuff with his sword, running away

[HanPolo 151]

Why the BUCK not?!

 

Name: Dalek Caan

Age: (Buck knows) N/A

Race: Dalek

Gender: ... Dalek?

 

Appearance: Dalek lookin'.

Cutie Mark (if any):

Pets (if any): His pet target dummy, 'Burnie'.

 

Personality: Well, er, Dalek. He likes to destroy things, and he is a Dalek.

Biography: After his emergency-temperal shift to ecscape certain doom at the Doctor's hands, Dalek Caan was transported to a strange, coulorful, universe, full of strange, coulorful, creatures...

Powers: Death Ray, Levitation, Invunrability shield, Cool voice.

 

 

Lets get this freak show on the road!

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Name: Rex

Age: 300 (pretty young for a Turian)

Race: Turian

Gender: Male

 

Appearance:

 

Personality: Brave, Tough, Super-smart, and a little sensitive. Also he is a Vanguard (biotic/soldier)

 

Biography: Sucked through the Omega 5 relay, similar to the Omega 4 relay, but this one goes to another universe. That universe has a special place in it. It has......Equestria. He wound up falling into a hay bail when the demons started attacking, and seeing the cute....things attacked, he immediately started shooting the demons with his HMWP X, the most powerful pistol in his universe. After he had saved the little town he was thanked graciously by the little inhabitants. The gave him a tiny medal that only fit around his arm, but he used it as a bracelet instead. Luckily he was able to salvage equipment from his ship wreck which included the following:

A Hurricane V shotgun, a Python IX sniper rifle, his NightVision Binoculars, a couple of Medic packs, and his body armor.

 

Powers: Barrier, Lift, Throw, Stasis, Pull, Warp.

Edited January 28, 2012 by Dr. Derpy

[Zalgo 593]

(We Shuld start once we get two more people ^.^)

[SuperTheAwesome 199]

(I guess I'll join)

 

 

Name: Meem

Age: 9001

Race: Troll

Gender Sex: Please

 

Appearance: What ever you want me to look like, baby.

Cutie Mark Butt tattoo (if any): A heart

Pets Slaves (if any): That guy at the place with the thing.

 

Personality: JERK.

Biography: Just like every other Troll (except for every other Troll), Meem popped out of his mother's ear as a babby. He then brutally murdered her. And then he was a Jerk.

Powers: Being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, and lastly, X-ray vision.

[Evilshy 5,090]

Name: Zyxas

Race: traglarian

Gender: both and neither at the same time

Age: cos(2x+9)

 

Pets: a small-ish bottle of Merlot that gained sentience as a result of an experiment involving a high energy laser and several drunk news analysts. 

 

Personality: a generally nice guy with some odd habits. 

Biography: he grew up as a normal traglarian, although he was a bit more fascinated by pancakes than one usually would be. His father owned the famous Turnip Pancake House, but died before he could pass on his secrets to his son, Zyxas. Zyxas is now on a quest to recreate his fathers most famous types of pancakes. His search has brought him to Equestria, where he hopes to experiment with all the flavorful possibilities presented by pony eyelashes. 

Powers: immortal, controls the 7 crystals of Tragl:

The black crystal of remote controls

The red crystal of strawberry ice cream

The green crystal of luggage

The off-white crystal of ticket stubs

The grey crystal of rat-summoning

The maroon crystal of mediocre vehicles

The ultraviolet crystal of electromagnetic radiation

[Zalgo 593]

(didn't notice two new ppl. I dont want to start now tho because it's 3:17 AM here)

 

 

Pets: a small-ish bottle of Merlot that gained sentience as a result of an experiment involving a high energy laser and several drunk news analysts. 

 

Personality: a generally nice guy with some odd habits. 

Biography: he grew up as a normal traglarian, although he was a bit more fascinated by pancakes than one usually would be. His father owned the famous Turnip Pancake House, but died before he could pass on his secrets to his son, Zyxas. Zyxas is now on a quest to recreate his fathers most famous types of pancakes. His search has brought him to Equestria, where he hopes to experiment with all the flavorful possibilities presented by pony eyelashes. 

Powers: immortal, controls the 7 crystals of Tragl:

The black crystal of remote controls

The red crystal of strawberry ice cream

The green crystal of luggage

The off-white crystal of ticket stubs

The grey crystal of rat-summoning

The maroon crystal of mediocre vehicles

The ultraviolet crystal of electromagnetic radiation

 

Omg... I laughed so hard at that part

 

(Okay, here we go....)

A sudden explosion woke Parkerr up from his sleep. "WHO WOULD DARE TO AWAKEN THE MIGHTY PARKERR???" he said as he sprung up, breathing his dark fire in the air. He looked into the distance, and there before him, attacking ponyville, stood a legion of 300 vegetable warriors, most carrots, others asparagus, lima beans, peas, broccoli and.... COLIFLOWER. Parkerr took of in the air and headed to ponyville, he had to stop this.

[Prince Lightning Da Cute 619]

Name:Prince Lighting Flicker

Age:14

Race:Alicorn

Gender:Male

 

Appearance:my Avatar silly!

Cutie Mark :Blank Flank,Could be in Leadership, War or Kindness.

Pets: an Eagle

Ailiation: Equestrian Royal Family, Equestrian Royal Guards

Side:Good

 

Personality:A gentleman at heart, who hates crossing borders. tends to brag about his mother and has "opposites attract" relationship towards Fluttershy. helps in the command of the Equestrian Army. is considered the Prince, but he hasn't earned the Crown until he gets his cutie mark.

Biography:Princess Celetria's Son, the Unknown Alicorn as he is known to most. he values Kindness and Valor in that order, the most and won't tolerate slackers or traitors.Spends most of his time in Canterlot.

Powers: Magic, Phycological and Flight

Edited January 28, 2012 by TagTeamCast

[Guest]

Arthur and Patsy came to an incredibbly thick part of the forrest in their search for the holy grail. For a short time all went black, and then suddenly they emerged into a completely different wood. Looking behind them they see that the 'tree tunnel' is now gone, and they are now stuck in this new place. "What happened to my vision, everything is so much more colorful here?!" He heard screaming from nearby "Oh well we can find out later, come Patsy duty calls!"

 

The duo come across a pony cornered by strange moving vegetables. "Fear not peasant, I am here to save you!" he quickly dispatches the veggie-villains.

 

OOC-Do we speak for NPCs, if we do I will edit this?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Rex was walking along the Everfree forest when suddenly he heard a light scream followed by this: "Fear not peasant, I am here to save you!" and it was very loud. He wanted to figure out what it was so he followed the sound and ended up to be a Human fighting off many animated vegetables. The Human and his slave was surrounded by the vegetables, and, being nice and brave, he pulled out his shotgun and blew the veggie's heads off many at a time.

[Zalgo 593]

 

 

OOC-Do we speak for NPCs, if we do I will edit this?

 

(Yes you can speak for NPCs. I didn't realise there was new posts in here )

[HanPolo 151]

Dalek Caan could feel the faint sentation of air rushing across his metal casing as he hurtled across the sky above the town of Ponyville with his only freind, Crispy. The 'emergency temperal shift' he used earlier had sent 'them' into an uncontrollable spiral through the air.

 

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Was probaly the only noise the town's resident's heard from him before he crashed into muliple apple tree's, a barn, and eventualy the ground, somewhere in the boundaries of Sweet Apple Acres.

 

"CRISPY? DO YOU LIVE?" The Dalek rasped as he rolled around in his crater like a turtle. There was no reply, but this did not worry Caan, as his freind rarely ever spoke, because he was made out of hay, bits of burnt wood, and an old matress he found during his time in the warp.

 

"GOOD."

Edited January 29, 2012 by BronyPolo138

[Zalgo 593]

( and you can make more than one character if you want )

[Skullbuster 1,906]

(da fak is going in here? i must partake in this randomness)

 

i am making a character!

 

Name: Skullbuster

Age: 27

Race: Android

Gender: Male

 

Appearance: Trench coat, wide brimmed hat, glowing red eyes, heavy gloves

Cutie Mark (if any):

Pets (if any):

 

Personality: the persona of a serial killer placed in an experimental robot, is sarcastic and sharp witted

Biography: in 1985 a serial killer sneaked into a millitary base and was fused into an experimental robot, after he fought his way out he became a mercenary

Powers: guns

[Ninja Derpy 343]

After fighting off the evil veggies that attacked the human, the human became afraid of Rex's turian appearance, and ran off. He heard a large roar which sounded something of a giant beast. Faced with curiosity again, he followed the roar.

[Guest]

After fighting off the evil veggies that attacked the human, the human became afraid of Rex's turian appearance, and ran off. He heard a large roar which sounded something of a giant beast. Faced with curiosity again, he followed the roar.

 

OOC- Wait, even in a random RP don't we still have no control over each other's characters? I'm not mad, he probably would have done something akin to what Derpy posted, I just want to know what the rule is first.