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If you wanna get better at art, smear ketchup all over your body and wear several layers of clothes inside of your warmest room in your house.

 

I always try to make spagghetti form y family, but apparently I'm doing something wrong. Is there a way to go about the noodles without using worms?

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Kill your family then you wont have to feed them :)

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 

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That's not asking for advice, that's just a question. YOU GUYS ArE BREAKING THE GAME!

 

Ask the old man down the street with a fedora, trenchcoat, and tommy gun, he can help you.

 

My English teacher is Spanish, and she fails me whenever I try cooking her rice and beans instead of homework. How do I keep my grades up?

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There's this guy named Rocko. You can find him hanging on third and vine. He can get you electronics for cheap. and no, this isn't a sting operation, he a real criminal...no problem. You won't go to jail. trust me.

 

I keep getting swallowed by ponies in another thread. How can I avoid this terrible fate?

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