You know you're hooked on ponies when...

[DerpyFanatic 114]

(Feel free to add to this)

You look at someone you know and imagine what their cutie mark might be.
You refer to young children as 'foals' and older children as 'blank flanks'.
You ponify people you know.
You compare people you know to ponies whose personality they resemble.
You give people pony-related nicknames.
You use 'somepony', 'everypony', 'anypony', 'nopony', 'brohoof' and 'parasprite' outside of brony social interactions. Bonus points if you do it to deliberately annoy haters.
You've tried to make 'baked bads'.
You've successfully made 'baked bads'.
|-> With real worms.
|-> There's footage of you doing it on YouTube.
|-> The views are in the tens of thousands.
You have at least three or more people involved in making Friendship Is Magic on your Twitter feed.
Lauren Faust has had several phone conversations with you.
Lauren Faust has had several restraining orders put on you.
You refer to your hair as your mane.
|-> You have attempted to style your 'mane' like your favourite pony.
|-> Bonus points if your favourite pony is the opposite gender.
You have written fanfic consisting of more than 100,000 words. (I'm looking at you, whoever wrote Fallout: Equestria. Apparently it's longer than War and Peace.)
You've drawn professional quality fanart.
You've given gifts to the cast.
You've been featured on deviantArt in MLP cosplay.
You've named your children after ponies.*
You offered your firstborn child to the producers if they'd let you voice a background pony.
|-> You got no reply from the studio after asking them about it, so you just left your firstborn on the front steps of DHX in Vancouver and hoped they'd take the hint.
You hired a hitman/had a fatwa issued/organized a 'prayer warrior' group/hired a witch to deal with Amy Keating Rogers after Derpy's iconic speaking role in The Last Roundup was altered.
You've consulted a psychic for MLP episode spoilers.
Any of your posts on /mlp/ have been featured in a Pony Thread Simulator.
Jack T. Herbert has posted a reaction video to anything you've made.
You've spent more than $100 on pony-related items in one go. Bonus points for official Hasbro merchandise.
You're a fan of Hey Ocean! because Ashleigh Ball is the lead vocalist.
Half your music collection consists of brony stuff. Bonus points for anything by Yelling At Cats.
You call your significant other 'sugarcube'.
You're sitting in traffic or moving through a crowd and wish for either a horn, wings, or both.



*I feel so, so sorry for this poor little boy. Give him a couple of decades and he'll be running up some serious therapy bills:

[Display Name 448]

Is that Birth Certificate real?

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

You know you're hooked on ponies when...

You dream about them.

You stay up all night for a new episode.

You write songs about them.

You draw pictures of them.

You read fanfics in the restroom. (you know who you are.)

Your wardrobe is ponies...

You think like your favorite character

You quote the show.

You wish everyday... was Saturday.

You wish you could go to Equestria (wouldn't that be something?)

You say plot in and out of context.

You can make pony puns

You Name your bowling team "The Wonder'bowl'ts" ( I never would do something like that...)

You daydream of pony-like events.

You download pony mods for any games you own that have them.

And last but not least.

You spend a few hours min. on the forums.

[Display Name 448]

You know you're hooked on ponies when...

 

 

✓You dream about them.

✓You stay up all night for a new episode.

   You write songs about them.

    You draw pictures of them.

    You read fanfics in the restroom. (you know who you are.)

✓Your wardrobe is ponies... (I only have a Derpy jacket.)

✓You think like your favorite character

✓You quote the show.

✓You wish everyday... was Saturday.

✓You wish you could go to Equestria (wouldn't that be something?)

    You say plot in and out of context.

✓You can make pony puns

    You Name your bowling team "The Wonder'bowl'ts" ( I never would do something like that...)

✓You daydream of pony-like events.

✓You download pony mods for any games you own that have them.

✓You spend a few hours min. on the forums.

 

Hmmph. That looks about right!

Edited March 6, 2013 by KToadstool

[Best Pony 83]

(Feel free to add to this)

 

You look at someone you know and imagine what their cutie mark might be.

You refer to young children as 'foals' and older children as 'blank flanks'.

You ponify people you know.

You compare people you know to ponies whose personality they resemble.

You give people pony-related nicknames.

You use 'somepony', 'everypony', 'anypony', 'nopony', 'brohoof' and 'parasprite' outside of brony social interactions. Bonus points if you do it to deliberately annoy haters.

You've tried to make 'baked bads'.

You've successfully made 'baked bads'.

|-> With real worms.

|-> There's footage of you doing it on YouTube.

|-> The views are in the tens of thousands.

You have at least three or more people involved in making Friendship Is Magic on your Twitter feed.

Lauren Faust has had several phone conversations with you.

Lauren Faust has had several restraining orders put on you.

You refer to your hair as your mane.

|-> You have attempted to style your 'mane' like your favourite pony.

|-> Bonus points if your favourite pony is the opposite gender.

You have written fanfic consisting of more than 100,000 words. (I'm looking at you, whoever wrote Fallout: Equestria. Apparently it's longer than War and Peace.)

You've drawn professional quality fanart.

You've given gifts to the cast.

You've been featured on deviantArt in MLP cosplay.

You've named your children after ponies.*

You offered your firstborn child to the producers if they'd let you voice a background pony.

|-> You got no reply from the studio after asking them about it, so you just left your firstborn on the front steps of DHX in Vancouver and hoped they'd take the hint.

You hired a hitman/had a fatwa issued/organized a 'prayer warrior' group/hired a witch to deal with Amy Keating Rogers after Derpy's iconic speaking role in The Last Roundup was altered.

You've consulted a psychic for MLP episode spoilers.

Any of your posts on /mlp/ have been featured in a Pony Thread Simulator.

Jack T. Herbert has posted a reaction video to anything you've made.

You've spent more than $100 on pony-related items in one go. Bonus points for official Hasbro merchandise.

You're a fan of Hey Ocean! because Ashleigh Ball is the lead vocalist.

Half your music collection consists of brony stuff. Bonus points for anything by Yelling At Cats.

You call your significant other 'sugarcube'.

You're sitting in traffic or moving through a crowd and wish for either a horn, wings, or both.

 

 

 

*I feel so, so sorry for this poor little boy. Give him a couple of decades and he'll be running up some serious therapy bills:

 Where did you find my birth certificate?

[DerpyFanatic 114]

You know you're hooked on ponies when...

 

You deliberately make the squeaky 'squee' noise from the show when you smile in certain contexts.*

You encounter a real pony and you can't stop yourself from saying "Hello, my little pony" and trying to befriend him/her.*

Somepony says something facehoof-worthy and you say "Dear Celestia" or "Dear Luna".

 

 

*I have done BOTH of these, the second one just today.

Edited March 8, 2013 by DerpyFanatic

[ColtofPersonality 855]

While at work you hum or sing out loud the smile song and when you come across a known Hobo he smiles then asks 'Why am I smiling and whose Pinkie Pie.' 

[DerpyFanatic 114]

You regularly try to get people to 'join the herd'.

You draw pony OCs for friends.

Your friends ask you to draw pony OCs for them because they know how much of a brony/pegasister you are.

You belong to at least three writing groups on fimfiction.

You have the entire show downloaded to an external hard disk.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

-when you act like your oc

-when you are working on your factory, and you pretend it is the rainbo factory

(ok, proof! don't tell me it doesn't look like it! http://imgur.com/a/k49Tw  ) 

-when you print your cutie mark over the printed circuit boards you make at univeristy

Edited March 3, 2014 by Doc. Volt

[NightOwl 912]

-You stay up late making pony signatures on Photoshop . 

-You read a lot of fanfics 

-When your desktop background has ponies on it. 

[DigitalRocket 185]

You know you're hooked on ponies when...

 

  You dream about them.

  You stay up all night for a new episode.

  You write songs about them.

  You draw pictures of them.

  You read fanfics in the restroom. (you know who you are.)

  Your wardrobe is ponies...

  You think like your favorite character

x You quote the show.

  You wish everyday... was Saturday.

  You wish you could go to Equestria (wouldn't that be something?)

  You say plot in and out of context.

  You can make pony puns

  You Name your bowling team "The Wonder'bowl'ts" ( I never would do something like that...)

x You daydream of pony-like events.

x You download pony mods for any games you own that have them.

  And last but not least.

x You spend a few hours min. on the forums.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

xD I guess I'm not hooked on ponies, since only one of these reasons that fit me are the forums, and I once had a pony background on my other laptop O:

 

You know you're hooked on ponies when you spend hours contemplating what cutie mark you would have.
You try to go to sleep but end up getting into a long conversation about the show.

You watch videos about Friendship is Magic headcanons.

You have at least five pony-related sites in your bookmarks bar, and visit them all regularly.

You have pony merch next to you right now.

You tried introducing a friend to the show after seeing it.

|-> They tell you that you have an unhealthy addiction to the ponies.

Aaand thats all I could think of for now xD 

[DerpyFanatic 114]

-when you act like your oc

-when you are working on your factory, and you pretend it is the rainbo factory

(ok, proof! don't tell me it doesn't look like it! http://imgur.com/a/k49Tw  ) 

-when you print your cutie mark over the printed circuit boards you make at univeristy

 

*recoils in horror*

 

What do you really make at that factory? That red stuff looks like it could actually be spectra.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@@DerpyFanatic,

 

"..where your fear and horrors comes true"