What's above you, below you, to the right of you, and to the left of you

[Blue Lightning 275]

This is a very simple concept. Name the object closest to you in the following directions.

Above
Below
To the Right
To the Left
In front

I'll start!
 

Above me is my diagonal ceiling

Below me is my comfy computer chair (gray)
to the right of me would be my ride cymbal

to the left of me would be my guitar cable
In front of me is my shady logitech microphone

YOUR TURN!!!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Ceiling, my feet, my coat rack, my calendar, and my drink.

[Just some guy 1,070]

Above: Ceiling,more ceiling,some more ceiling,and even more ceiling

Below: Floor,hard plastic thingie,my feet,and chair wheels

Right: Headset,mouse,mousepad,container of coins,and a container of quarters with my pet rock inside

Left: Thermos w/ water,TV remote,360 controller,telephone,scissors,Altoids can,flash drive,and house keys

Front: My laptop and a giant window

[Proton 564]

Above: the sheets of my bed

Below: the rest of my bed

To the Right: my horrible Motorola W231

To the Left: the wall

In front: my iPad 2