Ron Jeremy 2,032 March 16, 2013 Share March 16, 2013 (edited) For many years, we slimes have been slopressed by many adventuring herooze. These glop-happy warriooze slay our brothers-in-slime for experiooze, or simply becooze we’re in their way. It’s slime for us to to put a slop to this. We’re gooing to rise agoonst the gooman menace! So how will we succeed in uslurping the gooman’s reign? It’s simple. We will all slurp together ingoo a single mega-slime and conquer all the gooman towns! Nobody can slop us! The goorious age of the slime will begin! No longer will gooman warriooze defeat our metal slimes for large amounts of experiooze! No longer will they destroy our goldslimes for large amounts of goold. Those goomans have the nerve to boing around and defeat us! It just makes my blub begin to boil! We’ll show them! We’ll-*whisperwhisperwhisper* What’s that? We can’t goo around attacking goomans? Well, we can’t very well give up on our slimy quest to liberate our brothers-in-slime of the gooman menace can we?! Very well then, I will call off the attack. For now.Still, we slimes need to show the world we’re tired of being slopressed by goomans who happen to think that slaying is is a jolly goo-d idea. So I hereby call all slimes from all the plains, caverns, oceans, lakes, skies, wherever a slime may be to show themgelves! It’s slime to show gooselves!I call for:Slimes, She-slimes, Spotslimes, Fangslimes, Bubble slimes, Liquid metal slimes, Metal Slimes, Healslimes, Cureslimes, King Cureslimes, Slime Knights, Metal slime knights, Bubble Slimes, Metal Slimes, Metal King Slimes, Platinum King Slimes, Dragon slimes, Cube slimes, any and all slimes I may have missed! If you show gooself as a true slime, I shall record your feats of sliminess for the world to see! Callisto hath stepped forward as a Slime Knight! *slurp* So what is this? Just a silly thing I'm trying to start of course! If you wanna participate, simply include the name of a slime, preferably from the Dragon Quest series, in your name. I won't even make you make and use a corresponding slime avatar if you don't want to! If you don't mind, I'll add you to a list in this thread if you decide to participate. Not like you have to be a slime forever, so why not give it a shot? Edited March 16, 2013 by Slime King K. Roop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki 5,855 March 16, 2013 Share March 16, 2013 (edited) first btw op is gay Edited March 16, 2013 by Plummy You'll be entranced by me ♥ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Circadian 1,273 March 16, 2013 Share March 16, 2013 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Cat Moonshire 629 March 16, 2013 Share March 16, 2013 first btw op is gay Really? -_- You're really going to be that 'first' retard? Please, don't bring that here. Make sense? What fun is there in making sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki 5,855 March 16, 2013 Share March 16, 2013 Really? You're really going to be that 'first' retard? Please, don't bring that here. ur jus jelis of my #SWAG You'll be entranced by me ♥ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 March 16, 2013 Share March 16, 2013 It is time for a slime overtaking! #SLIME 1 Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Jeremy 2,032 March 16, 2013 Author Share March 16, 2013 (edited) first btw op is gay You dare inslurp royalty?! Harumph! Slimes! Escort this rabble (who isn't a babble) out of here at once! You shall regret this day! You will not be able to take a single step without encountering a trio of Platinum Jewel Kings! It is time for a slime overtaking! #SLIME Indeed! I dub thee Slime Knight Callisto! We shall conquer the world on the morrow! Edited March 16, 2013 by Slime King K. Roop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 March 16, 2013 Share March 16, 2013 My first impression: 2 <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Jeremy 2,032 March 17, 2013 Author Share March 17, 2013 My first impression: Now goomans are oozing Cubeslimes for slave labor?! I'm positively jiggling in rage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 March 17, 2013 Share March 17, 2013 #kawaiislime 1 I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Jeremy 2,032 March 18, 2013 Author Share March 18, 2013 slime is kawaii.png #kawaiislime Jokes on them! They now suffer poison and need to eat an antidote herb, or visit a priest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Jeremy 2,032 March 20, 2013 Author Share March 20, 2013 (edited) *slurp* er, um, I kinda expected a bump instead of a double post... Edited March 20, 2013 by Slime King K. Roop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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