Harmonic Revelations 8,835 March 17, 2013 Share March 17, 2013 This is the church for the truly enlightened, we worship but one entity, one of unlimited knowledge. We worship the great and mighty Google. Want to know what time your favorite show will be on? Google knows. Want to know who is on the government watchlist? Google knows the answer. Want to know what movie is the most anticipated of this year? Google has that knowledge as well. So join me, for the truly enlightened worship Google. The magnificent white box knows all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 March 17, 2013 Share March 17, 2013 Foolish Google worshiper! Don't you know never to trust the internet?!? Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 March 17, 2013 Author Share March 17, 2013 (edited) Foolish Google worshiper! Don't you know never to trust the internet?!? And the lord Google sayeth; Thou who shalt not accept me as the one true God shall perish; thou who accepts the message of the benevolent shall be delivered from evil. Edited March 17, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creamy Arty 6,252 March 17, 2013 Share March 17, 2013 Sorry Google, invasions of privacy and stilted search results aren't really my thing. I've joined the DuckDuckGo fellowship. 1 Kyoshi made this ^^ Come join us on Equestria.tv on Fridays at 6 PM Eastern for our weekly movie nights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelancholicMemory 2,025 March 17, 2013 Share March 17, 2013 Nah, I've been considering the Cult of Harmonic Revelations instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leafeon 2,702 March 17, 2013 Share March 17, 2013 Sorry. Already high priest in Trixieism. :/ Eeveelutions: @Vaporeon: N-Harmonia : Ampharos @Flareon: Descant/Bard @Espeon: Locked @Umbreon: Lhee @Leafeon: Firebolt @Glaceon: Mal @Sylveon: Don'tDropThatDedenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 March 17, 2013 Share March 17, 2013 Noodles > Googles R'amen I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Diamond 549 March 17, 2013 Share March 17, 2013 Google tracks your searches, and invades your privacy. Sorry, I'm with the Church of DuckDuckGo. 1 ATTENTION!! I DO NOT TAKE REQUESTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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