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Hello my children! I have returned for you and your bodies (primarily your bodies)!

 

I am LOTSY the Swine, your supreme Pork Queen.

 

I have come to reclaim my throne as true head of the forums. This means Feld0 will be my corn-bearing servant.

 

Tich will be my belly-dancer.

 

Zoop will carry my luggage (and me :3)

 

Chigens (and Kay) will be my personal adviser.

 

Pinkazoid shall be my right-hoof swine.

 

It's none of your business what Chaotic Discord will be. img-1329812-1-wink.png

 

Everyone else are my personal slaves!

 

Do not squirm and flee! Before today is over, I shall have reproduced and will have many children!

 

Come my piggies! Rise and usurp the kosher members who have infested the forums!

 

 

 

 

Members who joined me freely:

  • Pinkazoid
  • Commander Urdnot (HE'S THE BACON!)
  • Stratos

 

NATIONAL ANTHEM

 

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I'll lead the rebellion against you, for anyone who's interested in joining that.

no

 

get out

 

you have no power here, unpaid monkey man

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:3

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It was a VERY bad idea to read this when I'm this tired.  ._.


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*hits all the piggies with the Go 2 Sleep*

 

BEST IN THE WOOOOOOORLDDDDDD!

 

*Cult of Personality plays while Doctor XFizzle exits the topic*


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We shall speak to each other only in code. Ikelay histay.

O.K. Hou bout we mack babbie? k ya kno rite? mm ;D


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Wolf legion 4 lyfe

I bet your wife's a chihuahua.

 

May I be your personal grammar corrector?

You can be my personal calculator. That way I can enjoy pressing your buttons. <3

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Can i be the leader of the Changeling Rebellion that seeks to usurp your throne?

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Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey.

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Put me in the OP as the bacon.

 

Every empire needs the bacon. You can't have an empire and not have the bacon. That just doesn't make sense.

What fun is there in making sense?


Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey.

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